Sunday, February 19, 2012

Dangers of Icy Hot

I am now exercising 7 days a week!  I love it, I really do.  But some days I come home with some serious muscle soreness.  The other night my lower back was killing me.  So, my brilliant honey suggest that I use some Icy Hot on it.

Now mind you, I have never actually used Icy Hot before.  So I figured I would give it a shot.  I mean you always hear about athletes and people with muscle aches using it so I thought it would help.  And my sweet husband even volunteered to apply it.



In all fairness, his intentions might have started out good... but whenever a bed and rubbing comes into play, his feeble man brain starts to signal other things.  He started to think it was romantic time.  So, he starts rubbing it all over. Thinking it was some sort of oil or lotion.  Getting it all over my back and then moving to my butt.  I was enjoying it. Until.... the hot part of Icy Hot starts to kick in.

It starts to tingle at first... but then. It starts to BURN!  BURNING!  It felt like my skin was on FIRE!  Like I had a chemical spill on my flesh and my skin was burning off.  And he put this stuff all over!... but the worst part of it was my butt. I started screaming!  And do you know what he had the nerve to say?  "Shhhh, you will wake the kids."  Like I can control my screaming when my flesh is coming off the bone.


So, I do the only thing I can think of.  I run... I run straight to the bathroom to remove this devil endorsed product called Icy Hot.  And while I am sitting in the tub... what is this supportive, sweet husband of mine doing?  Laughing at me.


I have a feeling he did this on purpose.  Well played Tubby.

Disclaimer:  Please don't sue me Icy Hot.  I am sure there is no one that actually reads my blog that will be affected by my views on your product.  And to be fair, I actually used a generic brand of the stuff.  I am pretty sure that if I used your actually product, the results would have been much more positive.  In fact, if you want to send me some of your product and some cash to review it... I would do so by all means.  My hubby has aches and pains all the time and I can not wait to get my hands on him.




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7 comments:

  1. Sure would be the first time she put her hands on my pain....might even be worth the burn..only thing is I bet she uses a caulking gun as an applicator!

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  2. I love the new artwork you've incorporated. Also, this is very similar to the time I got paint stripper on my butt.

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  3. Thanks J-fer!!! I thought I would let my artistic side show through in my blog a bit.

    Also, I will take note. Never strip paint pant-less.

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  4. I'm sorry, I couldn't help but giggle. Icy Hot is not one of my favorite products!

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  5. Haha!! Oh man I am laughing so hard right now.... I love your stick figures!!

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  6. I came from the gym, so I was sweating. After about 5 hours went away. I didnt have a chance to take a shower yet b/c I was cleaning up around the house. I decided to put some Icy hot on my neck b/c it was sore. After about 30 seconds my neck felt like It was on fire. I was screaming like a litle girl. I put a towel on my neck to take the pain away but that made it worse. I've used Icy hot before but it never made me burn like this. 2 days later and my neck feels like sand paper. I wont be using this product anymore.

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  7. Oh my gosh this is so funny... I found this because I was googling Icy Hot because people are using it and wrapping them selves to lose weight.. Go figure... I wanted to see if people are really doing that crap. Anyways here I am. I am dying and love this post. lol

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