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Joe Exotic Quotes: Netflix’s Tiger King

I admit it, I am OBSESSED with Netflix’s Tiger King series.  You can not tell me you are shocked because 90% of the people are talking about this show and the star of Tiger King, Mr. Joe Exotic!  I know it is pretty much all I have been talking about and I am not done because first I gave you my favorite Tiger King quotes, then my favorite Tiger King memes and even Carole Baskin memes.  If that was not enough, I even shared my Tiger King game Cards Against Carole.  Well, I have more Tiger King fun for you and this time it involves the man himself, Joe Exotic.  So check out my list of the BEST Joe Exotic quotes!!!

Joe Exotic Quotes

I’m Joe Exotic, otherwise known as The Tiger King, the gay, gun-carrying redneck with a mullet. – Joe Exotic

We say no to drugs, because drugs make your teeth fall out and you get really ugly and don’t have any friends. –Joe Exotic

I am gay as a three dollar bill, and I’m standing in a cage with five full-grown tigers and lions.– Joe Exotic

I’d shoot you, before I shot my cat. –Joe Exotic

Animals don’t judge you, as long as you’re really good at heart. They don’t care who you are or what you’ve done in the past. –Joe Exotic

I saw a tiger, and the tiger saw a man. –Joe Exotic

I’m taking Carol on because everyone else is scared to. –Joe Exotic

That’s how we take care of ISIS, right there buddy. –Joe Exotic

The woman’s just obsessed with me. –Joe Exotic

People don’t come to see the tigers; they come to see me.”– Joe Exotic

You would’ve thought they just caught Ted Bundy. –Joe Exotic

Carole Baskin’s third husband, they can’t find his body. We believe that she fed him to the tigers. –Joe Exotic

I Went To Work Every Day Prepared To Die In A Tiger Cage. Dying Doesn’t Scare Me. – Joe Exotic

It’s worse than what you could ever treat an animal. –Joe Exotic

The animal’s rights people keep saying I can’t have these tigers. – Joe Exotic

I’m In A Cage. You Know Why Animals Die In Cages? Their Soul Dies. – Joe Exotic

Are the animals happy? Who knows. –Joe Exotic