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65+ Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Interactive Movie Quotes

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Interactive Movie Quotes

The Netflix fan favorite Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt is back with a new interactive movie!  The movie brings back some of our favorites which include Kimmy, of course but also Titus, The Reverend and more!  Netflix made this film an interactive film, which viewers can make choices and within the choices, the viewer can receive alternative endings and plot twists.  When Kimmy, Titus and the gang are aboard, viewers are for sure going to receive some laugh out loud quotes!  So check out this list of 65+ of my favorite Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt movie quotes!

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Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Interactive Movie Quotes

This is the fancy option, like what Mrs. Peanut would get married in. –Kimmy

Don’t thank her you are rich now, and rich people can do whatever we want. –Titus

How do you choose between fancy and fun? –Kimmy

That dress is going to be the party on my body that everyone is invited to. –Kimmy

Don’t worry, the wedding is indoors. So if it rains and melts, the candy won’t attract bees. –Kimmy

I’m an actor, I can act like I got strong. –Titus

Dream inspired by true events. –Titus

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Interactive Movie Quotes

Titus’ man purse is gonna be all over you. –Kimmy

I wish I had your quick wit. –Kimmy

The entire time I was in the bunker, I had a whole other book I didn’t even know about. 100 books actually cause it’s a pick your own journey, where you can decide how the stories go. –Kimmy

I spent most of my life in the company of my Nanny, Fiona. –Fredrick

Don’t be cross with my family, darling. After all I am marrying commoner trash. Their words. –Fredrick

Fredrick, you just can’t start talking about normal in that cartoon fox Robinhood accent. You know it gets my motor going. –Kimmy

Oh, the chompers are out. How about this move? It’s called the fish hook. –Kimmy

I wouldn’t change a thing. The end. –Kimmy

I gotta get my book on. –Kimmy

We got so sunburned we had to pee on each other until someone told us that was for jellyfish not sunburns. –Fredrick

Wow you read a whole book.  And you will never guess what I rhymed with Kimmy, shimmy. Ah, bugger. –Fredrick

I’m at work right now and I’m kind of in the middle of something but I will see you at the wedding girl. Bye, love you. –Gretchen

This is your PTSD coming to ruin your relationship. –Donna Marie

You gotta let this go and let yourself by happy. –Donna Marie

I’m doing this new therapy where they erase your unwanted memories. So, I don’t know what “the bunker” is. –Cyndee

Maybe there is another girl we don’t know about? –Cyndee

I don’t want to spend a second more with that monster. The man who use to cheat at Clue. –Kimmy

Kimmy is more important than any movie. And if I have to drop out of it to be there for her, drop out I shall of it. –Titus

Titus you’ve been my closest friend since the first time I came… –Kimmy

We are going to fudging Indiana. –Kimmy

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Interactive Movie Quotes

If there is another girl, I don’t even know where to start. Dick Wayne isn’t about to help me. –Kimmy

Silence? When you kill them they make a human scream and rattling sound.  Silence, haha. I wish. –Kimmy

We haven’t seen each other in like 5 years.  How about we make like a hot dog and ketchup. –The Reverend

How is being in prison forever? –Kimmy

You think you are so smart, don’t you? But you are just a dumb country girl with your cardboard shoes and your cheap wig. –The Reverend

Well, guess what? I’ve never even been to West Virginia. –The Reverend

I let the Police find my Indiana bunker. The bunker, the one and only bunker. –The Reverend

Where is the other bunker? How much food do they have? How many girls are there? –Kimmy

I’ve got to get to West Virginia. –Kimmy

Oh no, 1999. I’m down there again. He’s cheating at Clue. –Cyndee

We are waiting on that UBER. –Titus

Remember when you told me to get you out of that action movie? Well, good news, I didn’t. –Jacqueline

I’ll tell you exactly, what is wrong. Titus is upset about…. –Jacqueline

My golden voice will soon savage these beasts. –Titus

Of course, I know Free Bird. –Titus

Advance swipe kid. –The Reverend

I’m not a good boy, I am the opposite, I am a bad girl. –Fredrick

That is exactly why I want to get married, Lillian. I want a wife and a family and a salad spinner. –Fredrick

This all started with Fiona and it will end with her too. –Fredrick

What in the moose is that juice? –Kimmy

I think those chocolates may have been a drug joint. –Kimmy

Can it baby, I’m thinking. –Kimmy

These might as well be a clown in a sewer cause they are it. –Titus

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Interactive Movie Quotes

Last night showed me Kimmy Schmidt may be the only true good thing in the world. –Fredrick

And I was born a Prince, with an enormous unit. –Fredrick

The last thing I saw outside was… –Kimmy

It’s not a Wee-Wee, it’s a map. –Kimmy

Jurassic Park rules, if I don’t move you can’t see me. –The Reverend

I can’t find them. I’ve been looking all day and I can’t find the hatch. –The Reverend

So, no one knows you are here? –Kimmy

You’re not gonna kill me. You won’t even divorce me.  Admit it, we have a thing for eachother. –The Reverend

Come on Kimmy, you’re not gonna shoot me. I know you, it will haunt you for the rest of your life. –The Reverend

I’ll tell you where those girls are. –The Reverend

I knew you would do the right thing, you always do. –Kimmy

Why did you do all of those things to us? –Kimmy

Because I could. –The Reverend

If I kill you than I am no better than you. And I am better. –Kimmy

It’s here. It’s all still here. –Kimmy

I was wrong about that dress. That is fierce. –Titus

It’s going to be so fudging elegant, even a penguin is going to feel under dressed. –Kimmy

Nether of us ever met our fathers. Mine took off and yours died in childbirth. –Fredrick

Something old, Jan. I’ve had her forever. –Kimmy

Movie Synopsis

Kimmy Schmidt (Ellie Kemper) sets off on her biggest adventure yet. Three states! Explosions! A dancing hamburger! And you, the viewer, get to decide how the story goes. Will you defeat the Reverend (Jon Hamm) and get Kimmy to her wedding on time? Or will you accidentally start a war against the robots? So grab your remote and a tray of delicious scrod, ‘cause Kimmy’s got her own Netflix interactive special!