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30+ Collection Of The Best Netflix HOLIDATE Quotes

Netflix HOLIDATE Quotes

netflix has a new holiday filmed call Holidate!  I would say it is a Christmas movie, but really the film spans over all the holidays.  I will ahve a movie review coming soon, it will be linked down below but in the meantime, enjoy some of my favorite quotes from the film.  I always enjoy jotting down some of my favorite lines from series and movies and this one had a bunch I enjoyed!!  So, check out this list of 30+ BEST Netflix Holidate quotes!

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Netflix Holidate Quotes

I know the holidays can be stressful but no man wants to marry a smoker, who lies.

No man wants a b*tchy mother-in-law, so I guess that’s three strikes.

You’d be surprised at the quality of men you meet at the mall.

He’s just my holidate, you know someone I date just for the holiday. No commitment.

The next thing you know, you’re south of 30, sitting at the kids table numbing the pain with a vodka.

You know me well enough to c*& in my mouth but you don’t know me well enough to get me a Christmas present?

Chicks go mental on the holidays.

I spent my holiday in an ugly Christmas sweater, sipping mocktails with a room full of people who I think were in a cult.

Why is everyone so suspicious over a happy single woman?

Human beings aren’t meant to be alone on the holidays. We actually need warmth, companionship and someone to drunk-mock strangers with at parties.

We can be eachothers holidate on New Years Eve.

I don’t need a real girl, I need a holidate.

Netflix HOLIDATE Quotes 1

Your t*ts look great in that dress.

You can’t watch porn on Valentine’s Day!

My tongue is having a major org*&m right now.

Why does the next girlfriend always have to be younger and hotter?

It’s weird when girls say p*&&^.

Okay, then we agree. Non-sexual holidays from now on.

Women process heartbreak differently, we need time.

You are wearing my underwear.

It’s like Escargot. It might sound unappealing, it might look unappealing but once you put it in your mouth, it will knock your socks off.

Grandmas and cancer patients smoke pot, Liz. Do it for the kids.

Holidate rule number 3, “Leave no holidate behind.” Or their appendages.

I wanna be a whore!

Netflix HOLIDATE Quotes 2

She’s pregnant? How is this possible? She’s barely out of puberty.

The girl who sh*t her pants on Halloween.

I hate in movies, when people kiss in the morning. I think it’s gross.

At least I won’t be alone, sitting at the kids table, blaming everyone else for their problems.

Ryan Gosling would never do his own shopping. He is way too cool for that!

At least I didn’t kiss the Black Panther.

Life is giving you a moment. Don’t f*&^ it up.

I thought I wanted a holidate. But the truth is, I jsut want you. For all holidays.

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