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Collection Of Best DisneyPlus WANDAVISION Quotes

Wandavision Quotes

Marvel’s DisneyPlus series Wandavision is dropping tomorrow, January 13th and stars Elizabeth Olsen and Paul Bettany. I have a review of the series, it is linked down below!  But I also wanted to collect some of the best quotes. I love me a good line and Marvel always has some great ones! Check out this collection of some of the best DisneyPlus Wandavision quotes.

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Wandavision Parents Guide Review

Wandavision Quotes

My wife and her flying saucers.

My husband and his distructable head

I am incapable of exaggeration.

I’m your neighborto the right. My right not yours.

What’s your name? Where you from? Most importantly, how’s your bridge game, hon?

Those boxes don’t move themselves.

I assure you I’m married. To a man, a human one and tall.

Yes, yes it’s our anniversary.

It feels like we’ve always been together.

How to goose your wife so you don’t lose your wife.

Can you tell me what it is we do here?

All I know is since you got here, productivity has gone up 300%.

I’m a regular carob base employee, made entirely of organic matter much like yourself.

Oh no sir, screws all tightened sir.

I don’t have a skeleton, sir.

You should stumble when you walk into a room, so he can catch you. It’s romantic.

This is the traditional Sakovian greeting of hospitality.

What are you wearing?

Wandavision Quotes

You move at the speed of sound and I can make a pen float in the air, who needs to abbreviate?

What kind of housewife would I be if I didn’t have a gormee meal just lying about the place?

Many hands make light work and many mouths make good gossip.

Wouldn’t you know it, good news is more expensive.

Breakfast for dinner? How very European.

Honestly, why did you come here?

Oh Author stop it. Stop it.

You made me proud tonight, son.

And they lived happily ever after.

Are you using your powers to turn on the light?

Are you using your night vision, Vision?

Walking through walls, moving objects without touching them.

And look how you seized on the opportunity to redecorate.

Wand darling, get the light.

That’s the point. In a real magic act, everything is fake.

It’s our chance to appear as normal as possible while doing so.

I want to make sure this towns securit is up to snuff.

You’ll notice her roses bloom under the penalty of death.

For the children.

How is anybody doing this sober?

New business actually means another round of Danish.

No thank you, I don’t eat food.

I too have some top secret gossip to share. Norm here is a communist.

I’m as round as they come.

Wandavision Quotes

Who is that? Who are you?

How does a Housewife get a blood stain out of white linen? By doing it herself.

Looks like he has a little hitch in his giddy-up.

Tonight we will lie to you and yet you will believe our little deceptions. Because humanbeing are easily fooled due to their limited understanding of interworking of the universe.

And now my wife and I will delight in your dumbstruck little faces.

Woops, you weren’t suppose to see how we did that trick.

Is this your card?

Stop that rabbit, I have to pull a hat out of it.

Well, then I will just have to pull this hat out of myself.

Are you sure you don’t want an audience volunteer, like my husband Ralph?

What’s in the box?

I have no idea, I’ve been feeling weirdy all day.

That really gummed up my works didn’t it?

That was the most hilarious act we have ever seen.

Vision, is this really happening?

Yep, definitely pregnant.

I have nerves of steel.

I guess there is only one solution for this debate, hope for a girl.

I think something is wrong here, Wanda.

I think my water just broke.

In fairness, the baby is approx. 9 months early.

It’s coming, the babies coming.

I may be late to the party but I assume there is a logical explaination for this.

Yes you can, you can do this.

We ran so fast, it was like we were flying.

You got two healthy baby boys on your hands.

Small towns, ya know, so hard to escape.

Sure did, but Ralph looks better in the dark so I’m not complaining.

I’m a twin. I had a brother. His name was Pedro.

He was killed by Ultron, wasn’t he?

She came here because we are all…

That symbol? Who are you?

Where’s Geraldine?

Wandavision Quotes

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