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55+ Outrageous VACATION FRIENDS Movie Quotes

Vacation Friends Movie Quotes

Vacation Friends is on the HULU streaming service today, August 27th!. The movie is hilarious and raunchy and I loved every minute of it. I will have a review coming, so make sure to stop back by to check it out, it will be linked down below. In the meantime, I wanted to share a list of some of the best quotes from the film. I love me a good movie line and this one had some outrageous ones. Check out this list of 55+ best and most outrageous Vacation Friends movie quotes.

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Vacation Friends Movie Quotes

If they are touching the right spot, you can’t help but tell them how good it is.

That’s why you don’t see a bunch of black paraplegics. You know why? We don’t do stupid sh*t like that.

May you always remember this moment for the rest of your life.

Your proposal will be perfect.

I just want to be your woman.

Are you guys like secret billionaires or something?

They say money buys you freedom but how can you really be free if you are thinking about money all the time?

The scanners can’t see it, the dogs can’t smell it. And it is so much more comfortable than when I had it in my a**.

Planning makes the world work.

I love your whole everything, by the way.

The only reason I’m gonna do this is because I love you.

Sailing makes my d*ck hard, I’m already at half mast.

What kind of skill sets do you have to have to predict when a bird is going to sh*t?

We’d obviously be like, incredible parents but it’s not gonna happen.

Vacation Friends Movie Quotes

I’m glad I met you, Ron.

Kissing the forehead is the ultimate sign of respect.

You hit the bottle this time.

Ron and I are the only two people on the planet that know you’re engaged.

It looks like you f*ckers are married!

May this be the worse day of the rest of your f*cking lives.

No, I will not mule your illegal drugs in my anus.

Marcus thank you so much for being so cool about everything.

Farewell sounds final. I don’t want to see those freaks again, do you?

I can f*ck a lot of shit up in a week.

Is she sleeping with her eyes open?

Welcome to your wedding.

I just sign the checks.

I hope you take this far more seriously than your last marriage.

Nobody care about dad’s gas like that.

I hope you didn’t order the punch. get it, cause you punched me?

You son of a b*tch, you said that we were best friends.

You guys smell the same, you smell the same.

How in the h*ll did they let that maniac in the military?

Now they got to your momma. Look at your momma, she’s smiling.

Permission to sh*t my pants, Captain.

Everything you touch turn into drugs.

Something is happening to me cause everything is purple now.

D*mn, how many cousin do I got?

Everywhere we go, chaos happens.

I’ve never been the type of person who can just float, you know?

Is this special forces or special stupid idiot?

Next time Darren steps out of line, pop him in the balls.

We do agree, that you are a dumba**.

Before you choke me out, there is something you need to know.

It’s times like these that you want your closest friends by your side.

Vacation Friends Movie Quotes

Little did we know, just how much like family we would become.

Your legacy is right here, inside of me, in my fertile womb.

I was tore up and things got a little weird, sexually.

It is, what it is. That is my baby.

My balls work because of you.

This is the best wedding I’ve ever been to.

Why didn’t you just tell me you slept with Kyla?

Trying to be nice just blew up my f*cking wedding.

Meeting Marcus has brought Ron back to life.

You guys are not just vacation friends, you are real friends and we should not have treated you like that.

The salt doesn’t taste very salty.

A wise man told me once to just float.