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100+ Collection Of Best AppleTV+ ACAPULCO Quotes

AppleTV+ Acapulco Quotes

AppleTV+ Acapulco dropped on the streaming service last week! I will have a review of the series coming soon, so make sure to stop back by to check it out, it will be linked down below. In the meantime, I wanted to share a list of some of the best quotes from the show. Check out these 100+ collection of the best AppleTV+ Acapulco quotes.

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AppleTV+ Acapulco Quotes

Your nephew is here.

Are we taking your private jet somewhere cool?

I’ve decided to tell you my life story.

What I’m about to tell you is more valuable than any amount of money.

This story is about me, but it is also about a place that changed everything.

It all starts in Alcapulco.

We speak English here.

You gave me this once and I held it in my pocket ever since, hoping I get to meet you again one day.

I’m here because I love this place, just like you do.

Is this even reality?

If it’s a dream, I never want to wake up.

We take care of everything and everyone around here.

Teach me everything, Master.

Of course, my horse.

What me hit my neighbor’s yacht.

Such as life, it doesn’t always turn out the way we expect.

They want the resort experience and sometimes it helps to remind them of that.

No one is more special than Kathy. We met in kindergarten when she pushed me off the swing, that’s when I knew she was the one.

You didn’t find me, you created me.

Maximo. Mexico is the country we’re in.

I’m only allowed to have this facial expression, even if I want to punch the guests in the throat.

A pay phone. It’s like a smart phone that’s glued to the wall that you put coins in.

My family desperately needed the money. But knowing Jessie was poor like me, it just didn’t feel right.

Don’t you feel better that you did the right thing?

We basically invented crowd sourcing.

We helped give two sweet kids the happy moment they deserved.

My mother was afraid the resort would change me, but maybe, just maybe, it would be the other way around.

What’s the in that letter you were trying to hide from me earlier?

I taught him myself and I learned from the best.

Everyone’s saying that Acapulco is the new Gstaad. I say that’s ridiculous. Clearly, it’s the other way around.

Me and both my glutes are more than ready. Here, feel my glutes, please.

Do you know how to be invisible?

Good luck, Papi. One mistake in front of Diane and your career here might as well be over.

Chad, you fiend. You’re dating the help.

Remind me to also teach you how to lie.

Very Mexican. If I crack you open, are you full of candy?

I could not stand by and watch her be insulted like that.

I had commited the cardinal sin of being visible.

You ignored my advice. You’re lucky she didn’t fire you. But you did not let me down.

Maybe your destiny is different than mine.

I’m an A-list hotelier.

AppleTV+ Acapulco Quotes

Ever since I stood up for her, Julia seems to like me a little bit more and Chad a little bit less.

Eventually, over time, she’ll realize I am the only one who really understands her.

I had a bigger problem. A richer, handsomer, famouser problem.

The guest gets what the guest wants.

This is how I remember it.

Is that what you think of me? A damsel in distress that can’t be trusted with her own choices?

Do you see now why discretion is so important here at the resort?

Here at Los Colinas, we don’t judge.

I never knew how hard it was to be a gay person in the olden days.

Of course, I still had a lot more to learn, about love, about morality, about everything.

For adults, coffee is life.

I don’t know how they can talk so fast when they’re not speaking English.

I used your workout tapes to fit into this darn dress.

I know all about women.

Maybe this night won’t be so bad afterall.

He’s telling me about this tourist he murdered last night.

What is such a beautiful woman like you doing out here all alone.

You’ve been here for 3 years and you hardly speak any Spanish.

I’m just lonely out here.

That feeling you are avoiding, that is what we, the staff, have to face every day.

I love how Mexicans are so exotic. We don’t have any of that in America.

Is there a Mexican chant we should be singing?

In my efforts to save the day, I had done the impossible. I had fixed Chad.

Shrimp cocktails always remind me of my first wife.

AppleTV+ Acapulco Quotes

I never imagined I would be inside this place, it is only for rich tourists.

They callyou that when they think you have money, which is why I’ve never been called that before.

Oh no, our marriages are very real. But sometimes, just as short.

I don’t want this day to end.

We played dominoes all night long. And we also played dominoes again in the morning. Twice.

It’s so weird that you were plying dominoes all night, when you could’ve been having sex.

You had the biggest, winningest day of either of our lives.

I could have more.

If you wanted a hot tub in your office, there are easier ways.

What he did that day, I couldn’t be prouder.

I care about social justice as much as you do.

Did grandma and Don Pablo smash?

Hiring the right people takes a lot of work.

Remember, we don’t say no here. The guest gets what the guest wants.

It was a time of exciting changes.

The guest gets what the guest wants.

Whoever buys it has to keep it exactly the way it is.

Well, I think the guest got what the guest wanted.

I never would’ve become the person I am today if he didn’t take me under his wing.

You keep saying, ‘This is a story about our family and the resort, but it is all about her.’

I’m at the part where she already met the man she should be with, but right now she is with the other guy.

What do you want in life? Because I am your mother and I have no clue.

I started at the bottom and I clawed my way up here. You started at the top and you are floating.

I guess I just want you to be proud of me.

I thought Spanish was adding an O to every English word, but apparently it is more complicated than that.

Tonight I am proposing to Julia and I’d like the family ring to do it with.

Just like you always fill up on bread at restaurants, Julia is bread.

We really are one big family here at Los Colinas.

Chad adored her, but Maximo understood her.

I know I’m not good enough for you, I never have been.

If Julia is the one, then you should do it.

You didn’t push for me, did you?

I’m at my best when I’m with you and I can not imagine my life without you.

I didn’t want to say no to you in front of a crowd of people. Maybe my answer will be yes, we need to talk about it more.

As bad as my night had been, it was about to get much worse.

It turns out I never had a chance, because he won a game I didn’t know I was playing.

You need to go to Don Pablo’s memorial service.