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65+ Best Netflix’s LOVE HARD Quotes: Baby It’s Cold Outside Lyrics

Love Hard Quotes

Netflix’s Love Hard dropped on the streaming service this past Friday, November 5th. I will have a review of the movie coming soon, so make sure to stop back by to check it out. It will be linked down below. In the meantime, I wanted to share a list of some of the best quotes from the film. Check out this list of 60+ of the best Netflix’s Love Hard quotes.

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Love Hard Parents Guide Movie Review

Love Hard Quotes

It’s been said that, accordig to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces.

But fearing their power, Zeus split them into two parts, condemning humans to spend the rest of their lives searching for their other half, their soul’s equal.

People seem to love that I can’t find love.

Either I am the unluckiest woman in the world, or my picker is broken.

Everyone’s misreable.But that’s why social media exists, to either distract people from their own lives, or to show them that things could be, you know, so so much worse.

I like to think it is a story about the triumph of love over reality.

Thisguy could be old. He could be a waiter for the last supper.

Kids in middle school used to ask me which chin I used.

You need to save the serious stuff for real journalists.

This is going to be your most epic disaster date yet.

We’re maybe just a little bit more than friends.

I’m pretty good at photoshop.

Hard to have an orgasm when you’ve been catfished.

I know Tag better than he knows himself.

The pen is mightier than the penis.

Some people find him a self-obsessed narcissist, fanatical about self-control, not to mention a total hypocrite, but personally, I find him so inspiring.

I climb all kinds of things, like ladders, houses, trees, ladders, mostly ladders.

Great things are done by a series of small things brought together.

This is a Christmas miracle.

Look at Junior, Jumbo, Josh.

Former Chubster, huh?

Love Hard Quotes

The next time he tries to steal the spotlight, steal it back.

Trust the guy who catfished me?

Did you just jump? You really stuck the landing.

That’s the sexual assault theme song.

You just do your part and I will change my lyrics so the song doesn’t sound so rape-y.

You can take mine, I don’t have to be buried with it.

What if he finds out I’m engaged to my cousin.

I went to prom in a white windowless van.

Music prevents stretch marks.

You might not always get the ending that you want, but you get the ending that you need.

My dad didn’t set fires unless there was an insurance claim involved.

We’re really happy to have you joining the family.

They say a scent can make a memory come alive. So, I started making one of him.

Your engagement announcement. It’s going to be in the Gazette tomorrow.

You’re holding an ax. You literally look like an ax murder.

Girls like guys who fix things.

I know you’re in there, you mofos, I can see the steam.

You look perfect.

It’s meat today, but what are you going to lie about tomorrow?

You liked me. And you liked me so much, you flew across the country to meet me for Christmas.

You were a lie. A piece of fiction.

It doesn’t matter what I like. As long as she’s happy, I’m happy.

You can see Bambi without actually going to Disney World.

That guy is everything that is wrong with Christmas. It’s the reason I don’t celebrate it.

Who better than to come talk to you about the do’s and don’t’s of online dating.

Being honest is always a good idea.

You want to put your best foot forward. You lived a vibrant life and you’re a good person.

You’re not just fooling yourself. There’s someone else on the other side of that lie falling in love with a version of you that doesn’t exist.

The only way to answer them, is disappointment. And the only way to answer you is heartbreak.

If I’ve learned anything, it’s that love doesn’t have to be perfect. It just has to be honest.

You’re not the only one who can stalk peopleon the internet.

I don’t judge. You love who you love.

I got catfished and I was furious.

I just wanted my happy ending.

So you got mad at Josh for catfishing you, and you go and do the exact same thing to me.

Don’t be afraid to be you.

Chin up, brother bear.

That’s one hell of a hobby.

It’s what I want to do with my life.

My son wants to make candles, so go make candles.

I fired you four times, you just keep showing up.

Just because we’re girlfriends now, doesn’t mean I won’t fire you.

It all started with a swipe up.

This time I realized in order to find true love, I need to be honest about who I am too, and maybe that’s been the problem all along.

Kiss her, you idiot.

I thought I flew 3,000 miles to see how my story ended. And instead, I found out how it begins.

Love Hard Quotes

Baby It’s Cold Outside Redo

I really can’t stay

No problem there’s the door

I’ve got to go away

I hear ya, say no more

This evening has been

Totally consensual.

…so very nice

I hope you get home safe tonight

My mother will start to worry

Here’s my phone, give her a call

My father will be pacing the floor

Adios, say no more

So really I’d better scurry

I’ve been saying that for a while

Well, maybe just a half a drink more

Slow down, that’s quite a pour

The neighbors might think

It’s just my old friend Troy

Say, what’s in this drink?

It’s just lemon LaCroix

I wish I knew how

To take a hint?

To break the spell

Do you know how to spell farewell?

I ought to say no, no, no

I’ll call you an Uber, they’re close

At least, I’m gonna say that I tried

I feel like you’re not trying at all

I really can’t stay

Well, maybe just go out

Cause baby, it’s cold outside

Maybe just go outside