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The Sex Lives Of Collge Girls Quotes

HBO Max’s The Sex Lives Of College Girls is now available to view on the streaming service. I will have a review of the series coming soon, so make sure to stop back by to check it out. It will be linked down below. In the meantime, I want to share a list of some of the best quotes from the show. Check out this list of the best HBO Max The Sex Lives Of College Girls quotes.

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The Sex Lives Of College Girls Quotes

I really need this job, so the only kind of attitude I have is “can do.”

I am sure we will have “latte” fun.

I’m sorry to hear that, but can we please focus here on my problem.

I come from a small town in Arizona, and it is really exciting to have a black friend.

It’s like hugging a statue.

I like men, not boys.

I should have never called you tacky, Podunk, new-money jock.

Do any of you know what a “Drop it like F Scott” party is?

I gave six hand jobs.

I definitely didn’t tell you to jerk a bunch of d*cks.

You sound like you have a black girl fetish.

We took each other’s virginity and mine was just as fragile as yours.

Dude, can you move? Your reflection is in my selfie.

That’s not a lot of money for jeans.

No pants should cost more than $40.

I don’t eat for enjoyment.

Montag? Flag football? That is the whitest sh*t I’ve ever heard.

He shed on the sofa like a cat. The dude is a Yeti.

No one in the history of the world has gotten laid by wearing an anorak.

Neither of us cares what dorm I’m in. I want to see your room.

Why am I the only fun one around here?

Happy FDOC. First day of classes.

The Sex Lives Of College Girls Quotes

I’m always doing that. I never wake up in my own bed.

I’m actually already pregnant, and I have no idea who the father is.

My public school education definitely prepared me for it, definitely.

Before you say anything, I will like to say my father paid for this building.

Why is there a tan a** print on our couch?

You’re so much hotter than your profile. It’s like a reverse catfish.

I came here to hook up, not be lectured by some uburban mom in a bad cardigan.

I still don’t know who “Radish Face” is. I fear it may be me.

Just because those girls don’t want to live with you doesn’t make you a loser.

I don’t think you realize it, but you are aggressively cupping your breasts in shame.

So embarrassing that we’re all wearing the same outfit, right?

I’m not supposed to look? What is this the naked party under Taliban rule?

I micro-glanced. Your left one is bigger.

You drive a Ford Windstar. You get better!

You can’t bribe your way out of this.

A bunch of woke nobodies drinking green tea?

Did they cancel your reservation at Mar-A-Lago?

You’re getting tutored by a hot guy, you’re not getting a job at Applebee’s.

The only time I condone cheating is on Love Island.

This is getting a little intense. I’m going to hit the safe space bell.

Don’t say your pronouns are obvious. That makes you suck.

Grow from pain.

I’m gonna get pumped by a guy with abs tonight.

Some of my fondest memories are in the Best Buy parking lot with you.

You have a face to write songs about.

I’m slaying this date so hard.

He’s a chucklef*cker.

I hate that this is my fault and that it wasn’t racism.

The Sex Lives Of College Girls Quotes

This is some Get Out sh*t right here.

Nothing is ever panty hose fancy.

I can’t afford this. This will use up way too much of my “for emergencies only” credit card.

I’m not your daddy. I’m not your sexy daddy.

I’m gonna hob knob like it’s my hob job.

If it’s more hair you want, I waxed my arms this morning. So there’s basically an Elvis wig in my garbage can.

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