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55+ Hilarious Netflix’s HOME TEAM Movie Quotes

Home Team Movie Quotes

Netflix’s Home Team dropped on the streaming service today, January 28th. I will have a review of the movie coming soon, so make sure to stop back by to check it out. It will be linked down below. In the meantime, I wanted to share a list of some of the best quotes from the film. Check out these 55+ of the best and most hilarious Netflix’s Home Team movie quotes.

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Home Team Movie Quotes

He condoned a bounty system.

They are throwing me under the bus over here.

My body hurts.

I’ve only seen you on TV and in pictures your wife threw away from you.

I’m just happy Beth found someone to snuggy with.

I’m more of a fan of my step-son. That’s why I’m here.

You can’t help if all your teammates are horrible.

The league don’t want the boys to feel too bad about themselves.

I know what the internet is.

I’m blowing up, man. You’re lucky to have me.

You guys up for some vegan ice cream? It’s just like regular ice cream, as long as you’ve never tasted regular ice cream.

I’m just saying, “Who dis?”

Home Team Movie Quotes

Why don’t you just bring up a toaster? You can end it all.

That QB doesn’t check his blind side when he drops from the pocket. He should check his safeties.

You’re an embarassment to the family tree.

Take it easy. Act like ya been here.

That’s why I’m fixing to get a whistle around your neck.

Being Sean Peyton’s son ain’t easy.

You know, I used to live there, right? Before all the dreamcatchers and snowflakes.

If you don’t got it, you better hurry up and get it.

This is practice. There’s no pressure at practice.

The only reason to play football, is to have fun. And the only way to have fun, is to win.

That little peanut needs some toughing up.

I just don’t want to adjust these kids to the emergency room.

That could not be an actual play.

You can’t just switch everything up, Sean. This ain’t no merry-go-round.

I’m here to win games. Not make you feel better about what position your son is playing.

We’re worse than before he showed up.

You gonna stick around for the rest of the season?

People always ask me about you. And most of the time, I just have to make it up because I don’t know you.

Sometimes, to succeed, you have to do the unexpected.

If you are taking responsibility for it, why are you appealing?

So this is what it feels like to win.

He looks even more scared than last time.

Those skinny girls cannot handle a strong, robust man.

You should see how I do for breakfast.

Home Team Movie Quotes

I have a comment. Coach Peyton is the best!

There’s no way these guys are twelve.

Your big ole trophy don’t scare me. You’re in football country now.

We played them again in 26 days, when we play the championship game.

She’s not my girlfriend. She doesn’t even know I exist.

Good luck, kid. Don’t screw it up.

If you lose, do not tell anybody that I helped you.

A lot of times, we don’t get a shot at redemption.

This game is gonna be won or lost by our defense.

So you want to make adjustments. I can adjust too. I’m an adjustable chair, baby.

Sean Peyton is running these kids ragged.

Ronald is already celebrating with his lucky half time pickle.

Sometimes you need to sacrifice for the good of the team, Dennis.

If you’re not having fun, you’re welcome to ride the bench.

You’re only here ’cause you got suspended.

You said you didn’t want a whistle around your neck because you didn’t think Conner would like it. I know you don’t want to be right.

Thanks for getting me to where I need to be on this journey.

Last game of the season, everybody plays.

Is that midbirth?

You’re a lot more patient with me after working with kids for a year.

We sucked without you.