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45+ Hilarious A MADEA HOMECOMING Quotes

A Madea Homecoming Quotes

A Madea Homecoming dropped on Netflix today, February 25th. I will have a review of the movie coming soon, so make sure to stop back by to check it out. It will be linked down below. In the meantime, I wanted to share a list of some of the best quotes from the film. Check out these 45+ of the best and most hilarious A Madea Homecoming quotes.

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A Madea Homecoming Quotes

He gettin’ ready to burn down the whole damn neighborhood.

Burn up all my gonads.

Got me here cooking like I’m d*mn Aunt Jemima for this boy.

Gonna burn up my d*mn tree.

What the hell kind of sense it make what these police doing to Black people?


I’m about to throw the d*mn up.

I wish I was a mirror, so I can see myself inside of you.

I’m not here for this incest.

We don’t pay no fines, they gotta catch me first.

It ain’t about where it come from, it about what you had to do to get it.

If my weedman can’t get up in here to give me my weed, we got a problem.

I’ll protest all over your add.

A Madea Homecoming Quotes

Valedict your a** out of here before you get a stick in it.

Get your d*mn hand away from me. You never heard of COVID-1920?

You from Europe, that’s why your pants so d*mn high?

He liked them tight britches. He had a camel toe too.

Don’t strain your camel toe.

You know, I like them fine and little.

You couldn’t fold yourself up in a pickup truck.

Just like an apple trying to get through the eye of a needle.

Why you all look like you have your knickers in a bunch?

That language gap almost got you capped.

I didn’t make it rain, but I sure made it drizzle.

Ho’s gotta eat too.

Them t*tties ain’t never been captivated.

D*mn this family.

This is Black Boy Joy at it finest.

Never let your girlfriend and your man hang out too often.

Rosa Parks is a whole entire Civil Rights hero. She’s a shero.

Black don’t crack. Unless you’re using it.

My nipples were like two bullets.

You married her man in public. What the hell you want privacy now for?

You can’t be mad at your momma cause she is getting that Similac vitamin D.

This 26 year old is more of a man than you ever been, and more of a man than you can ever be.

This man sees me. This man hears me. And this man reminded me that I can stand on my own before you tried to gut me.

This is no time for Black Lives Matter.

All them years I spent on that pole trying to take care of her. Do you know how many splinters I had to get removed from my inner thighs?

Children are gonna live their own lives whether we want them to or not.

A Madea Homecoming Quotes

I’m just now starting to learn how to love and be happy with myself.

Sometimes people are just doing the best they can.

You know what you just ruined? My appetite with that d*mn speech.

What goes on in the house stays in the house.

A future isn’t a future without a past.