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Amazon Prime Video’s The Boys Presents: Diabolical drops its first episodes on the streaming service today, March 4th. I will have a review of the series coming soon, so make sure to stop back by to check it out. It will be linked down below. In the meantime, I wanted to share a list of some of the best quotes from the show. Check out these 40+ of the best and most badass The Boys Presents: Diabolical quotes.

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The Boys Presents: Diabolical Parents Guide Review


A Supe’s power first emerge when they are kids.

He’s got a peacker for a face.

He can melt anything with his testicles.

Super heroes aren’t born, they’re made.

We were injected as babies.

Think of how cold these people must be.

We’ll take the kids and help you move. You just can’t talk about it. Ever.

We had to get rid of you. You were sh*tting all over the rug.

Kill a b*tch.


I want to feel, but I can’t.

You monster. I wish you were never born.

Says he can taste the despair.

Nobody’s gonna be looking at us, believe me.

What in the f*cking Christ was that?

I hate my stupid freckles.

Just rub that all over your face.

We’re not legally allowed to say you can trust us, but you can trust us.

Holy sh*t balls.

This is who I always wanted to be, a pussy cat.

Seems like we’re the new, hot thing.

I always liked your freckles.

I swear, you are such a wet tampon. Why are you even here?

What your name is?

My cousin said they are the best. They have extra marajuana in them.

I really hope that wasn’t meth.

She had the body type of Snoopy.

Maybe tomorrow we can do a soft wave.


My turd. Have you seen my turd?

I’m not the special one, you are.

That’s your f*cking power? You can control sh*t?

You used to be a hero. And you used to be a friend.

You are always trying to neuter me.

Sometimes all you need is a little patience while you work through deeply painful childhood trauma.

Daddy and mommy are getting a divorce. And Gerald is buying you a pony. Nighty night.

I need you to fight them again, so that they remember they love each other.

Come up here and fight me, hammer d*ck.

Don’t let some murderous, mute psycho take that away.

I just work here. We don’t make any decisions.

Violence is never the answer.

I’m the hero. You love me.

They made me do that. I didn’t want to, but they made me.

You just don’t want the competition, do you? Well, let’s be honest, it’s not really a competition.

Believe it or not, even with everyone dead, your ratings are still up.

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