Amazon Prime Video’s Upload season 2 is dropping on the streaming service this Friday, March 11th. I will have a review of the new season coming soon, so make sure to stop back by to check it out. It will be linked down below. In the meantime, I wanted to share a list of some of the best quotes from the show. Check out these 65+ of the best and most unbelievable Amazon Prime Video Upload season 2 quotes.
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Upload Season 2 Quotes
Do we really need these face condoms?
Ghost boyfriend still ghosting you?
It’s like Lakeview, only real.
Spare me. I’m dead, okay? I win.
Do you regret technology? And all its empty promises?
It’s an envelope, it’s how your ancestors got spam.
How many pairs of shoesdoes one upload need?
I’m gonna earn your love back, okay?
I need to accept that she is gone.
If she’s anything like her grandmother, she’s a freaky fun ride.
Good job ain’t enough. This party better be f*cking flawless.
You don’t eat kids, right? Nobody eats kids.
Like low tide in Nantucket.
You look spicy in that bow tie.
What I want is irrelevant; it’s what’s best for the movement.
I don’t know what it is in this human bowl of oatmeal everybody keeps falling for.
It’s gonna be hard to chillax like this.
I made a deal with the devil, and I can’t even get paid.
If you tell on me or f*ck him, I will know and zero stars will be the least of your problems. I will ruin your life.
Dating clients, is that an option?
They call me the snake charmer.
Today glitches tomorrow bigger paychecks.
It’s the master plan of the 1%.
They’re a**h*les, that’s all you need to know.
You yell at them with simple words because they are stupid cows. And cows deserve a good kicking.
If you see me walking like that, I am big mad.
Perhaps you want something of your own because you worry you are unlovable.
We are gonna f*ck up family day.
It’s debatable that you consider them people.
If you want to pursue justice, sometimes you gotta make a few rich people feel uncomfortable.
Stop staring at me, you useless, pre-programmed sack of sh*t.
Revolution has come to Horizen. Delete the rich.
You are not the man you used to me. And the guy you were, weren’t so bad either.
I try so hard and nothing works.
Is the length of the new tongue too long?
Your Upload should be run by your family because who else can you trust?
You’re real bossy for an anarchist.
If I’m crazy, then you’re glue, and what I say sticks on you.
My family is less family and more hienas on a carcus.
Get out of my head!
Kids are a money pit.
Look at her, she’s so beautiful. I still want to kiss her so bad.
Frankly, I’d say you are lucky I Uploaded you at all.
I think you are the only person I do trust.
Why don’t we get in the bed together, see where it goes.
I always felt lucky I outlived you, but maybe I should be jealous.
This is the personal vanity sliding scale.
Or in your case, a never in a lifetime thing.
If everything was okay at home, I wouldn’t be conditioning my balls in the work sink.
There’s not a living soul waiting for you anywhere.
Such a flair for drama.
The higher you go up at Horizen, the stetchier the sh*t they ask you to do.
Looks like she’s having some “me” time and ignoring us.
Why can’t you have an addiction to cocaine or bath salts instead of pretending to be dead? This is humiliating.
When you love someone, you will do anything to be close to them.
If you want to help poor people, why not go where there are tons of poor people?
Nobody can judge you who hasn’t walked a mile in your shoes.
You keep hoping and you keep fighting and one day you win.
When you stop fighting, you stop hoping.
Get the f*ck out of here, little baby, before I kick the sh*t out of you.
I owe you nothing.
I admire who you’ve become. The leader you are turning into.
I look up to you, Nora. But I f*ck down.
You’re coming back, right?
He is all I have!
All I ever wanted was for you to look at me the way you look at her.
I’m not missing out on this.