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40+ Fun Minions: The Rise Of Gru Quotes

Minions: The Rise Of Gru Quotes

Minions: Rise of Gru drops in theaters this Friday, July 1st. I will have a review of the movie coming soon, so make sure to stop back by to check it out. It will be linked down below. In the meantime, I wanted to share a list of some of the best quotes from the film. Check out these 40+ of the best and funniest Minions: Rise of Gru quotes.

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Minions: The Rise Of Gru Quotes

Guess who stole the map?

We’re going to become the most powerful villains in the world.

Hello, beautiful.

Party’s over, old man.

I want to be a super villain.

My favorite tiny relatives.

Don’t cheese me, bro.

The password is: you’re no good.

They are killing my mellow vibes.

You gotta break a few eggs to make an omelette.

Watch out, world, here comes Gru.

Minions: The Rise Of Gru Quotes

I don’t dig it. There’s nothing to dig.

I’ll pay you with knowledge.

Who let in the kid?

You seriously think a puny little child can be a super villain?

Hope you enjoy the most of your short life.

We’re coming for you, tiny man.

Are you pulling on my leg right now?

Did you just trade my future for a pet rock?

My favorite villain is also my kidnapper?

My mom will probably pay you to keep me.

Ooooh, la la.

You got real money, kid.

Go take a nap, old lady.

Minions: The Rise Of Gru Quotes

You can thank me by going away.

What’s with the costumes? Halloween was months ago. You look stupid.

Never underestimate a dummy.

Tomorrow is going to be even worse.

You are my favorite villain. I wouldn’t, couldn’t let you get eaten by crocodiles. Even though that would be cool to watch.

We make a good team.

Something big is going down in Frisco.

You are a great bad guy, and they are stupid idiots.

Long time no see, punk.

Did you forget what time it is?

Remember me?

How does it feel to be beaten by a tiny little bug?

Obviously, you guys are rehired.

I’m going to make him proud.

Find your tribe and never let them go.

You better stay out of trouble, kid.

I cannot wait to fake my own death to avert the authorities.