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The Umbrella Academy Season 3 Quotes

Netflix’s The Umbrella Academy season 3 drops on the streaming service this Wednesday, June 22nd. I will have a review of the series coming soon, so make sure to stop back by to check it out. It will be linked down below. In the meantime, I wanted to share a list of some of the best quotes from the show. Check out these best The Umbrella Academy season 3 quotes.

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The Umbrella Academy Season 3 Quotes

On the 12th hour of the first day of October in 2969, 16 women around the world gave birth. This was unusual only in the fact that none of these women had been pregnant when the day first began.

Sir Reginald Hargreeves, eccentric billionaire and adventurer, resolved to locate and adopt as many of the children as possible.

This is the Sparrow Academy.

Who are the weirdos on the balcony?

I kind of think we would’ve noticed you.

She’s a robot, you perv.

Even though you’re a total a** hat now, nice to see you again.

I heard rumors you can’t move.

Are they all perverts?

Who are these absolute psychopaths and why are they in our house?

I’ve just never had my a** handed to me like that before.

We look like the d*mn Village People who just lost a fight.

Look at them with their stupid, smug, smug, smugness.

Let’s Brady Bunch this b*tch.

Kicking our a**es looked exhausting.

We haven’t faced decent enemies in years. This could be good for us.

Yes, their skills are as lacking as their hygiene, yet somehow, they saved the world in 1963.

I ended the world twice. And you? You’re just meat and spandex.

He’s making a deal with them.

As if you wouldn’t climb Luther mountain.

It’s a message from God.

We take all kinds here.

You’re their number 1, shouldn’t you know everything?

There is nothing that would make me love you less.

Institute for Snarky Delinquents.

Only dink I see is yours, tough guy.

You have ruined the Amish for me, forever.

If you did the deed, don’t blame her for the consequences.

I’m saying when we jumped here, we created a time paradox. Not just any paradox. This is the grandfather paradox.

For sex. Which is a thing I do now.

Now the Sparrow psychopaths think we took their Number one.

Thanks for looking out for her.

God is in the basement, and he called Marcus home.

You don’t get to warn me about sh*t, Flock of She-Gulls.

The world is in trouble, and we need to work together.

Well, superb performance Helen Mirren.

I don’t care enough about you to lie.

They aren’t that smart.

Jesus is one possible interpretation of this deity. Or perhaps it’s the reincarnation of Buddha or Brahma the Creator.

You don’t want to disturb his slumber.

If our family could just behave themselves for once, then we could all work together.

You guys had gravity sex.

Luther wants to throw you a big stupid party so that you feel loved.

You’re not so terrible when you’re asleep.

Look at those two jabronies, getting along, being all siblingly.

I stopped tracking what was possible a long time ago.

I hate your family.

The Umbrella Academy Season 3 Quotes

I don’t really have many friends or romances. I just have my family, and I would do anything to protect them, except betray you.

I wish I would have stayed. I should have stayed.

You know, I’m a great therapist. They call me Dr. Fuego.

I was expecting more man and less can.

It’s an extra kinky kind of black hole.

This is between me and myself, so stay out of it.

Whatever you do, don’t save the world.

I’ve hurt a lot of people with my power. And I am just so sorry you were one of them.

Peace is overrated.

You’re not looking for vengeance, you are looking for purpose, and I can’t help you with that.

God has a million eyes, each falling into themselves.

You told me once that no one is insignificant.

Saving the world means making the hard calls.

You know how many kids wish their cool, dead uncle could come back to life?

Next time you steal, I expect it to be something more valuable.

Or I could find another DILF to play daddy.

You’re blowing me off for some knockoff you’ve known for five minutes?

This is some hardcore Alice in Wonderland sh*t.

Makes you feel tiny, huh?

Welcome to my hood.

Whatever you do, don’t ring this bell. Unless you want to lose a finger or a tenticle.

This place is a test, a trap, and a means of salvation all at once.

He’s an alien.

He’s like a bug person from another planet.

You are the king of death.

The myth of the seven bells, eh?

I think your father is starting to grow on me.

Your deal is costing people their lives.

I am one bell ring away from my prize. You’re going to ruin everything.

Revenge looks good on her.

Finally, someone with a power worth mimicking.

Nobody hurts my wife, you son of a b*tch.

I will love you forever.

The particles inside their bodies are the only things that fuel the machine.

Everything in life has a price.

Do you trust me?

I have not felt this good in years.

Live our lives?

We never know what we are truly capable of until we are forced to confront our own extinction.

I’ve already had one big, dumb brother telling me what to do. I don’t need another.

There’s nothing I’d like more, except a probiotic yogurt that doesn’t make me fart.

You need to stop listening with your ears. Listen with your Marigold and find mine.

You have the attention span of a fruit fly.

Ding dong, the b*tch is dead, so make her daughter pay instead.

Normal isn’t meant for girls like us.

Nice uniform by the way, you look like an unpopped zit.

The Umbrella Academy Season 3 Quotes

If the testosterone twins are done, I’d like to get back to a plan.

This wasn’t about saving the world. This was about hurting me.

Somebody had to pay because you never seem to.

We should’ve left you in the basement.

This thing is gonna take the whole d*mn universe.

Stop crying on my bedsheets, Emo. It’s gross.

People don’t want apologies. They want confessions.

I made you children feel small, confused about your own powers so that I could control you.

Inside that overly manicured exterior, you are a warrior.

Be everything I was afraid to let you become.

You know what they call a superhero who works alone and doesn’t listen to anybody? A villain.

You can spend the night fighting your bloody apocalypse or be with me. You can’t have both.

There is no time. I can’t do this without you.

You opened your kimono to me.

The past is as much of a mystery as is the future.

You’re just more trouble than your worth.