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55+ Collection of Funny THOR LOVE AND THUNDER Quotes

Thor Love and Thunder Quotes

Thor Love and Thunder drops in theaters across the nation this Friday, July 8th. I will have a review of the movie coming soon, so make sure to stop back by to check it out. It will be linked down below. In the meantime, I wanted to share a list of some of the best quotes from the film. Check out this list of the best and funniest Thor Love and Thunder quotes.

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Thor Love and Thunder Quotes

I will choose my own path. Live in the moment.

All gods will die.

I need to figure out exactly who I am.

The only ones who the gods care about are themselves.

She’s got a smile that, it seems to me, reminds me of childhood memories where everything was as fresh as the bright blue sky.

My super-hero-ing days are over.

Not me.

Thor Love and Thunder Quotes

These hands were once used for battle. Now, they’re but humble tools for peace.

Remember what I told you: If you ever feel lost, just look into the eyes of the people that you love.

Thor: Love and Thunder More Quotes

Kids, get your popcorn out. Let me tell you the story of the Space Viking, Thor Odinson.

The old ex-girlfriend.

After saving planet Earth for the 500th time, Thor set off on a new journey.

This ends here and now.

Eight years, seven months, and six days… give or take.

You flicked too hard, d@mmit!

And after all that, he reclaimed his title as the one and only Thor.

I mean, eventually. Grape?

Look at it. It’s gobbling up all my fruit.

It was just my first bad guy.

Suffering for your gods is your only purpose.

I’ll call the ax when you call the dentist.

Funny. It doesn’t feel like a curse, it feels more like a promise.

You are not like the other Gods I’ve killed.

Because I have something worth fighting for.

This is my vow. All Gods will die.

Let’s see who you are. I take off your disguise. And flick!

Just because he was done living doesn’t mean he was done fighting.

He went from dad bod to god bod.

That’s my hammer and my look!

It must be hard for you to see your ex-girlfriend and your ex-hammer hanging out and getting on so well.

What a classic Thor adventure.

That guy? You’re gonna love that guy.

There’s a maniac who seeks to end us all. We must do something!

I’m putting together the greatest team ever. Korg. Valkyrie. The Guardians. And Jane.

Get the popcorn out. He’s going to do a speech.

Human handshake, to the Asgardian shake, into the snake that you cannot trust.

Skate mates for life

Oh, God. We’re going to die.

Isn’t thunder just the sound of lightning?

Mjölnir. Mjölnir! Mjölnir, here boy! Mjölnir, you’re back. Mjölnir!

I’ll call the axe when you call the dentist.

Thor. I know your pain. Your suffering. You’ve lost. You can’t protect them.

You’re a team now. Team kids in a cage.

I just want to say that was very, very impressive what you did back there.

We shall do our worst for Asgard.

You seek love. It’s all any of us want.

Keep your heart open.

What a classic Thor adventure!