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25+ Best Netflix’s 13: THE MUSICAL Movie Quotes

13: The Musical Movie Quotes

Netflix’s 13: The Musical drops on the streaming service tomorrow, August 12th. I will have a review of the movie coming soon, so make sure to stop back by to check it out. It will be linked down below. In the meantime, I wanted to share a list of some of the best quotes from the film. Check out these 25+ of the best Netflix’s 13: The Musical movie quotes.

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13: The Musical Movie Quotes

It’s God. He wants his language back.

I feel like my whole life is a dumpster fire and I’m only 12. I don’t even have a life yet.

The weather’s great at rock bottom.

Are we even still a family?

A grandma knows. Come on.

13: THE MUSICAL Movie Quotes

I love you and not just because I have to.

I know what you’re thinking. Yep. I’m faking it.

My dad gets a mid-life crisis and I get mid-America.

Sometimes it helps just to puncture something.

Just remember you only get one shot. Do it wrong, someone loses a tongue.

It was raw and burnt in the same bite.

You don’t have to be mad at me just because you are mad at Evan.

You need people at your party. I need to make sure Brett and Kendra do not kiss at this movie Friday night.

You’re the guy with all the answers. You’ll figure it out.

Way to play it cool, Arch.

I think she misinterpreted my flirting with food poisoning.

You were a writer. That was your purpose.

I see the problem. You thought this would be easy. That is just bad intel.

You want me to go full Rabbi on you?

I just walked a few more steps than you, and maybe I can help you stumble a few less than I did.

Why does everyone think I need help? I have my own parking pace, my own bathroom, the best ride in town. I’m great.

Maybe you’ve been waiting all summer for someone who wasn’t ready for you instead of someone who is.

Now everyone thinks I’m a loser.

13: The Musical Movie Quotes

Sometimes we make choices that inadvertently hurt the people we love the most.

My son is a man.

You did good, Jess. Be proud.

Not a lot of Jews around here, huh?

I miss you too. Never let a boy come between us again.

I’m 13 years old, and I’m just getting started.