Netflix’s Me Time dropped on the streaming service today, August 26th. I will have a review of the movie coming soon, so make sure to stop back by to check it out. It will be linked down below. In the meantime, I wanted to share a list of some of the best quotes from the film. Check out these 40+ of the best and silliest Netflix’s Me Time movie quotes.
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Netflix’s Me Time Parents Guide Movie Review
Me Time Movie Quotes
This is way too high. This is crazy.
I’m gonna be by your side for every birthday until the end of time.
Dad, what’s a donkey show?
Don’t you send them a pic of that donkey’s d*ck!
Son, match Ava’s energy.
It’s not about being good, it’s about being great. A little life’s lesson. It’s called double G.
It’s a very contemporary relationship.
Tell me what I’m supposed to say to the condem man that is handing out rubbers in India.
Why did he have his hand on your shoulder for six seconds?
Because of your high breast, if his hand got lower, he’s grabbing t*tty.
We put it on our watch list. You know what that means? We watch it together.
A week without their family is literally every man’s dream.
Cross-guard is not even an official position.
Don’t you want to get smashed in between something?
You’re relegated to jerking off in a watery prison because your family is always home.
Sorry mom, but dad’s the glue.
I’m gonna get that quality momma time in.
Put your head in the window before a car takes your head off.
Daddy is just playing with himself.
Don’t threaten me with a good time. I’m ready.
I think I’m going to go ahead and get a shot of to kill ya.
Everybody is not good at everything, ya know.
Because of the great pan-d, we spent too long without the simple joy of being together.
Check out my gram, b*tches.
I got a lion on my a**.
Get your hungry a** of of me.
She might be the big cat, but I’m looking at the Big Dog.
Oh, she tried to take my spine out. This was a planned attack.
Maya is the breadwinner, and your job is to hold down the home front. I love you, buddy, but you’ve got to stay in your lane.
It’s not my fault you don’t have the balls to tell me to putt out, you p*&&y.
Would you really feel the pressure to pay me back without some physical violence?
That’s not my world. I build Lego’s, I wipe a**.
If we can’t tear apart his family, we may as well mess with his house.
How’s that sauce taste, Armando? I bet it tastes like Black a**.
That’s it? It’s like a hotel pillow mint.
Can one injured turtle smell any worse than 200 Littlenecks in your trunk?
I thought Seal was white this whole time.
I’m back to being the Sonny of old. The Sonny that was super dad.
I just wanted you guys to think I had value.
Put a nice steamy nugget on his pillow.
You’re the glue. I can’t even imagine starting my own firm without you in my corner.
We gotta go cause I got pepper in my d*ck.
Stepdad Huck. That’s such a Clooney move. She’s a sweetheart.