Amazon Prime Video’s My Best Friend’s Exorcism dropped on the streaming service today, September 30th. I will have a review of the movie coming soon, so make sure to stop back by to check it out. It will be linked down below. In the meantime, I wanted to share a list of some of the best quotes from the film. Check out these 30+ of the best and most frightening My Best Friend’s Exorcism quotes.
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My Best Friend’s Exorcism Quotes
My Best Friend’s Exorism Quotes
Where did he put his tongue? In the most unholiest of places?
There’s nothing gross about the sapphic pleasures, Glee.
As women, we only exist in relation to men.
Patty Hearst is pretty, and look what happened to her.
Go ahead and bond, I’ll watch.
Panties off. Time to skinny dip. Last one n’s a spaz.
She’s tripping balls.
Thank you, God. Thank you for taking my load.
With the power of the cross, anything is possible.
She’s being a snatch and she smells like dried spit.
The police call this “rape juice.”
He watches me and he hurts me, and I can’t change my clothes. I can’t let him see my skin, but I can feel him watching me all the time.
I wouldn’t piss on that crusty cooze if she was on fire.
I’d pay to dunk that chunk.
No wonder Abby thinks of you when she rubs her nub.
Rot in your crazy, for all I care.
I feel so safe in your Beemer.
I could put you on my jock and spin you like a f*cking top.
Sit and spin, Abby. I’m finally losing weight for the first time in my life.
If she knew she was truly loved, she would stop starving herself, ya know.
God hates gays, don’t you know that?
I think she’s trying to get you to starve yourself to death.
It’s like someone poisoned me.
The demon is trying to isolate her so he can take full possesion.
I’ve seen the demon inside your friend. This is not going to be your run-of-the-mill puke and rebuke.
You really are obsessed with me, aren’t you?
Heavy, gotta be the demon. Because I can pick up a 17-year old, no problem.
Do not engage with the demon. Do not speak with the demon. Do not acknowledge the demon in any way.
You got to walk into the arena of diabolic battle armed with nothing but love, faith, and the power of Jesus Christ.
Wouldn’t want to ruin your hot exorcism date.
Hot d*mn, we got ourselves a demon. I gotta go protein load.
Let’s go send this demon back to hell.
We must divorce the demon from its human host.
Goodbye, Mr. Exorcist.
You’re disgusting. You grease-faced freak.
The power of Boy George compels you. The power of Spring Break ’82 in Tampa, when we got sunburns and virgin pina coladas, compels you.
The power of the Thorn Birds and E.T. and the power of cookies and cream frozen yogurt compels you.
The power of Tiffany and the power of our photo booth pictures from Walt’s and Sons Drugstore compels you.
180 proof. Easy to get yourself into a bad situation. or out of one.
It’s a new start for both of us.