Bros is dropping in theaters this Friday, September 30th. I will have a review of the movie coming soon, so make sure to stop back by to check it out. It will be linked down below. In the meantime, I wanted to share a list of some of the best quotes from the film. Check out these 55+ of the best and most hilarious Bros movie quotes.
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Bros Movie Quotes
Love is love is love.
There’s your first mistake, because not all gay people are nice.
The award for cis white gay man of the year goes to…
Hey, what’s up.
This podcast is brought to you by Career Donkey.
It’s like they injected steroids into Dumbledore.
Gay guys are so stupid.
No, I like someone who is physically very frail and won’t stop talking.
How am I gonna sh*t now?
I want a hall of bisexuals like Disney’s Hall of Presidents.
I want you to know, I hear you. I see you and I am holding space for you.
It’s a museum, it’s not Schitts Creek.
Their surrogate is pregnant, and they are having a gender reveal party.
You’re like a grown up gay Boy Scout, and I’m like, whatever happened to Evan Hanson.
Getting angry at things is your brand.
I’d like to think of my life as a chance for Benedict Cumberbatch to really score.
Gay guys are my jam.
Like the bearded lady in The Greatest Showman, this is me.
It’s been a blast catering to your whims.
So did Jesus, and he was gay.
Gay sex was more fun when straight people were uncomfortable with it.
We had AIDS and they have Glee.
Usually, Stonewall is all straight people know about gay history.
It’s a museum; it’s not supposed to be fun.
There are trans terrorists too, Caitlyn Jenner.
I am not every gay man’s best friend.
Lesbians have their sh*t together.
Debra Messing just told you to f*ck off.
Why are you sitting on the grass and not on this giant blanket?
I love how hairy you are. It’s like Austin Powers.
That’s all I thought about, the little chocolates.
It’s not f*&&y to spend to time making pretty little chocolates.
I’d rather be a chocolatier than be miserable.
It’s not easy, it’s never easy, but it’s worth it.
Congratulations on getting my money. Happy Pride!
Are we kissing each other now? I don’t know.
Confidence is just a choice you make.
Confidence is knowing you are the only person left you can count on.
Wearing shorts in winter, like a total psychopath.
Forty years? J. R. Tolkien took less with his journey.
I’m not apologizing for myself. I’ll leave that to you.
Lincoln is back in the closet where you need him to be. I’m on steroids!
I have roid rage.
I haven’t seen this many plates since the Jewish holidays.
You’re not afraid to take up space in the world. You challenge me.
This is the only community that I love being a part of.
Everything should be posted. Thank you for teaching me that.
I’m a very happy chocolatier.
I just don’t want to love someone this much.
I’ve just never seen you this happy is all.
My story is not your story. Go write your own d*mn story.
We’ve come a long way.
In all my years, I never thought I’d say this, but, “Debra Messing, it will have to wait.”
Will you date me for three months and then we will reassess?
Of course they should see this; it’s their history too.