Hulu’s Reboot dropped on the streaming service last week on September 20th. I will have a review of the series coming soon, so make sure to stop back by to check it out. It will be linked down below. In the meantime, I wanted to share a list of some of the best quotes from the show. Check out this collection of the best and funniest Hulu’s Reboot quotes.
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Hulu’s Reboot Quotes
Writers don’t have to get all done up for meetings. Not like the actresses.
You know how on the sitcom the characters always do the right thing? They don’t do the right thing anymore.
Are people still doing reboots?
It is both the funniest thing you ever read and you won’t laugh once.
You have such a large penis. Why do you always have to bring up Yale?
Now she’s married, and you are the one I love.
That’s gonna be uncomfortable. Can I be there?
To an entire nation of people, I am like the sun.
You were just so f*cking good all the time and it bothered me because the rest of us couldn’t compete with that.
I’m really not into birthdays or kids.
Your standup is so offensive, it is amazing you haven’t been cancelled yet.
I’d pay anything to have a 24-year-old a**.
It’s in my blood, along with Hep C.
He used to be so cute.
I’m trying to be a good duchess, but they just don’t accept outsiders.
Lawerence’s dark secret is you.
It sounded like you wanted to shove it up my a**.
I didn’t abandon I sent checks.
Welcome to our sandbox. Let’s build some castles.
I’m new to humor.
As Jesus once said, “Oy, it’s good to be back.”
Getting c*ck-bloacked by mommy. That’s rough.
You’re extremely popular with sassy seniors and coupon fanatics.
My mom mostly did all the drugs she could get.
It was nuturing and depraved all at the same time.
The duckling has become the swan.
This is my story. This is my life. You can’t rewrite it.
Once, when I was a kid, I did call a phone sex hotline and my mom answered.
Am I about to lose all respect for you?
If it’s one of those wham bam thank you mom situations, she does not handle that well.
You think my mouth is a worm hole and I’m gonna fall right back into 2005?
I guess I just got visited by the Spanx fairy then.
I’m so behind on Cupcake Wars.
Let’s go easy on him. He’s old.
I heard that too Carrot Top, or Carrot Bottm? I don’t want to make assumptions.
I don’t know if you could tell, but that was my first time with a lesbian woman.
A donut with bacon. Who do you think’s gonna have a heart attack first, me or my grandma?
Let’s take five on account of Reed’s erection.
Delivery from Jews-R-Us.
I’m thrilled to announce you place it between your stuff and her business as a protective barrier.
I thought gay people were supposed to be fun?
I am an artist, and I’m in control of my instrument.
She’s a heck of a woman.
Story of my life. I love onions, they don’t love me.
Did I just blow your mind, Boomer?
No one says “lesbian anymore,” Billie Jean King.
You’re a big shot exec. You can do whatever you want.
I’m not a lesbian, I’m sexually fluent.
I guess it’s true, every time we cancel a show, an executive gets their wings.
I’m not touching your skin, Bob. I’d rather jerk off a hobo.
I was also gay last night. I’m a sexual fluid and there’s nothing wrong with that.