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50+ Brutal VIOLENT NIGHT Movie Quotes

Violent Night Movie Quotes

Violent Night drops in theaters this Friday, December 2nd. I will have a movie review coming soon, so make sure to stop back by to check it out. It will be linked below. In the meantime, I wanted to share a list of some of the best quotes from the film. Check out these 50+ of the best and most brutal Violent Night movie quotes.

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Violent Night Parents Guide Movie Review

Violent Night Movie Quotes

I steer a little, but the reindeer do most of the work.

What kids have become, they are little junkies.

Maybe this is my last year. My last Christmas.

Presents aren’t going to deliver themselves.

That door leads to the roof.

Merry Christmas, daddy. Ya filthy animal.

Kiss me in front of my son.

Don’t sh*t in my mouth and tell me it’s chocolate cake.

We can’t all be lucky enough to have daughters.

I really only want one present for Christmas. I want my mommy and daddy to make up, so we can be a family again.

Rudolph would never do this crap.

Violent Night Movie Quotes

When he was small, I begged you to beat him.

Welcome to your worst Christmas ever.

You can all call me Mr. Scrooge.

Bah humbug, mother f*cker.

Then you should also know you’re already dead. We don’t do ransoms.

Anyone ask for a bat, a sword, or Molotov cocktails?

Santa, I’m going to rip your f*cking balls off.

Come on, sweetie; I want to keep you on the nice list and all.

Can I say butthole then?

That is a terrible thing to want for Christmas.

Maybe we should discuss this in person. Santa Claus is coming to town.

Stop hurting my daddy, or Santa will get mad.

Santa is just a thing adults tell kids to make them feel better.

I still bring presents to kids who need me. Kids who still believe in magic.

Santa might have some magic, but making kids fly?

Grownups have a hard time believing things.

I’m kind of a big deal in Asra.

What better gift than the gift of a golden opportunity.

If there was a naughty list back then, I’d be top dog.

You are good and kind, and you are more than the presents you bring. That’s why I believe in you, Santa.

I don’t really understand how it works either.

Don’t believe me? Go check. Prancer left a mighty log up there.

No! Those are kids’ Christmas dreams.

Violent Night Movie Quotes

Christmas ruined my life.

You made your brother eat worms. That’s naughty.

Jean Claud Van Dop Sh*t just ditched us.

Somebody must have intercepted it.

The naughty list just grows and grows.

I wish I could see Mrs. Claus again to tell her how much I love her.

Santa’s gonna eat through these guys like a plate full of cookies.

You can’t trust anyone these days.

It’s nice to do something as a family for a change.

Whatever it takes, Christmas dies tonight.

I haven’t felt cold in years.

I changed my mind. The alcoholic b*tch should go first.

You’re him. You’re you.

I’ll always believe in you, Santa.

He saved Trudy. He saved our family.

Thank you for believing in me, for reminding me Christmas still matters, that I still matter.

You gave me my ho, ho, ho back.

Go on, you beautiful b*st*rds, we have work to do.