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Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery Quotes

Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery drops in theaters next week, on November 23rd, and drops on Netflix on December 23rd. I will have a review of the movie coming soon, so make sure to stop back by to check it out. It will be linked below. In the meantime, I wanted to share this list of the best quotes from the film. Check out these 65+ of the best and most mysterious Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery quotes.

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Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery Quotes

Genius always looks insane at first. Never bet against Bron.

She’s afraid I will tweet an ethnic slur again.

Boobs give us many good things.

Let’s be honest. Boobs are fun.

We are talking about the breastification of America.

This is a chess game.

This can’t Shazaam, it’s a lamp.

Lockdown hasn’t been easy on any of us. But he told me you haven’t been out of the bath in a week.

I need a great case.

Hello, stranger danger.

Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery Quotes

I think Disrupters recognize each other.

Are you willing to break the thing that no one wants to break?

Disrupters have assembled.

Eight years of doing these trips, and you are the first new person ever invited.

You must be special.

Question isn’t why did he invite her. It’s why did she show up?

It’s not even a house. It’s like a commune for creativity.

That’s the hourly dong.

You are too sexy to be a scientist.

Coops’ parties are memorable.

You never know when sh*ts gonna go down.

He was this little thing in my hand. I preferred that.

Nobody wants you to break the system itself. But that is what true disruption is.

We all got to the line and then crossed it.

It’s a dangerous thing to mistake speaking without thought with speaking the truth.

You gotta get her to make that statement. It’s her only way out.

It all started with her.

It means immortality.

The whole glass onion is powered by Klear.

You’re going to get someone killed.

What am I supposed to do now? Play Yatzee all weekend?

It’s like putting a loaded gun on the table and turning out the lights.

Take my presence as a sign from at least one person on the island. This is not a game.

Miserable in paradise. We have all earned this.

He got his from me.

You want performative pity?

I want the truth.

We’re all playing the same game here, honey. You lost.

Your next assignment is: who killed the party?

I’ll pay you one billion dollars to tell me which one of them tried to kill me.

It’s time to finish this.

I am not Batman.

Your presence on that island is the essential catalyst.

I’m a detective, Helen. I’m not a bodyguard.

This is not a start-up. This could blow up the world.

A bold face fabrication.

I am very bad at doing things.

Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery Quotes

That’s had kombucha. That’s Jared Leto’s hard kombucha. That’s 9% alcohol.

I almost got pancaked.

If I ever meet Jared Leto, I’m going to whoop his kombucha brewing a**.

We will do what we always do, deny, half apologize and then go silent.

I will do whatever I have to do to save myself, and he is my only lifeline.

Miles Bron is an idiot.

Focus on the envelope.

What is reality.

You ditwitted, brainless, jacka**.

This is the real world, and in the real world, you need more than just a little detective story, and you get none of it.

Anywhere you go, it’s gonna be your word against mine.

You will lie for a lie, but you won’t lie for the truth.

I gave you the truth. This is where my jurisdiction ends.

I get it, guys. Let it all out.

With a reminder of why your sister walked away in the first place.

This is a snakeless garden.

You do get your wish of being remembered in the same breath as the Mona Lisa.

Did you get that son of a b*tch?

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