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70+ Hilarious Netflix’s BLOCKBUSTER Quotes

Netflix's Blockbuster Quotes

Netflix’s Blockbuster dropped on the streaming service today, November 3rd. I will have a review of the series coming soon, so make sure to stop back by to check it out. It will be linked below. In the meantime, I wanted to share a list of some of the best quotes from the show. Check out these 70+ of the best and most hilarious Netflix’s Blockbuster quotes.

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Netflix’s Blockbuster Quotes

As Ferris B said on his day off, life moves pretty fast.

That is not the flex you think it is.

I don’t miss the places; I miss the people. Humans used to interact with each other.

How am I supposed to be the next Ratenio if I don’t work in a video store?

Your greatest weakness could actually be your greatest strength.

Sexy is not really a vibe we’re going for.

Divorce really messes kids up, huh?

Everyone in town knows your husband cheated on you.

Guess who sold their first copy of the e-book, “How to Be a Player After Divorce?”

We, as a society, have lost something huge. Eachother. Shopping, buying party supplies, and yes, even renting a movie used to be our chance to interact with a familiar face. But big corporations like Amazon stole that. It’s why people are so pissed off nowadays.

You can’t replace getting to know a person with a computer program or the smile of a stranger with a smiling box.

You made me see things in a new light, too.

Do sports guys on Twitter also dress like Justin Bieber’s pastor?

I almost told her I liked her moments before she got back with her husband.

I got bills to pay and ties to wear, and James Patterson books to read. So you can call me the “Blockbuster Daddy.”

If I don’t fire someone by 5 p.m. today, I’m going to lose the store.

We run a thriving island in Animal Crossing.

An empty rack is just a symbol we’re going out of business.

I asked why you took the job, not why you took the jab.

You’re kind of like our Zuckerberg, although you aren’t trying to take away democracy and you don’t eat your own hair.

Let’s just say every time I have to come in, it gets a little bit harder to get out of bed.

Netflix's Blockbuster Quotes

Me quitting just makes things easier for everyone. Plus, this place sucks.

I didn’t have many friends as a kid, and he felt like a friend.

Hashtag: “girl dad.”

We haven’t had this many customers since Fifty Shades of Grey made the whole country horny.

There is no i in team, and that’s the problem with it. I work alone.

When they go low, we go lower.

Think he’s trying to Single White Female you? I mean Single Brown Male you? I didn’t mean to whitewash.

I am going full prank John Wick on those twins.

If friends can’t depend on each other for revenge, what’s the point?

I guess I’m good with movies but not so good with boys.

“Almost really bad” is the story of my life.

There’s a simple explanation. I’m a coward.

People don’t want their hearts warmed; they want their minds blown.

You found my secret Yelp profile? It’s the only place I can be my true self.

Does normal Tinder still exist?

My ex-girlfriend got married, to herself.

He’s our Leonardo.

Someone got their Google-pronounce on.

I know what your type is. You like self-absorbed people.

Didn’t realize my type was Tina Fey fans.

Netflix's Blockbuster Quotes

TV and a sandwich is the best night of your life? What is your rock bottom?

Saddest thing I ever said was “One ticket for Space Jam 2.”

How about a movie night? That used to take your minds off how much you hate each other.

I will punch you, old man.

I should be braless reading subtitles right now.

Every DVD tells a story.

No immigrant parent has ever been proud of a B.

Call me Kenny Loggins because I am logging.

They keep Walt Disney’s head under the castle.

You guys need to stop being so uptight and take a puff of this imaginary blunt.

My dad has his bad side and his other bad side.

Are you reheating a litter box?

This isn’t about Eliza. This is about you taking advantage of my business, you d*ck.

We had no idea there were so many flavors of old weirdo.

This is my place of business, and no one sh*ts in my bathroom but me.

I can only deuce where there is good vibes.

I always say memoirs are the light in the tunnel of our collective soul.

The taller the person is, the more I trust them.

Ever since I’ve had shrimp nachos, my tastes have become first class.

Does that duck have a human d*ck?

It’s my husband’s birthday, which means sex, and only Jamie Kennedy can put me in the mood. Let’s just say it’s been awhile since we did the Jamie Kennedy Experiment, if you know what I mean.

Didn’t realize I was in the presensce of a queen and a doctor.

Looks like the remnants of a sewing machine explosion.

I could smell you before I saw you, you son of a b*tch.

More responsibility for the same pay? I love it. I’m in.

Everything is coming up, Hannah.

These nerds will pay anything to see if IronMan dies.

I just saw someone rent a Jimmy Fallon movie, on purpose.

To hell with Blockbuster!