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75+ Enchanting DISENCHANTED Movie Quotes

Disenchanted Movie Quotes

Disney+’s Disenchanted drops on the streaming service today, November 18th. I will have a review of the movie coming soon, so make sure to stop back by to check it out. It will be linked down below. In the meantime, I wanted to share a list of some of the best quotes from the film. Check out these 75+ of the best and most enchanting Disney+ Disenchanted movie quotes.

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Disenchanted Movie Quotes

Turns out New York wasn’t Giselle’s happily ever after after all.

Life got so busy, it felt like a sleeping curse hit them every night.

I know change can be scary, but it can also be exciting.

Remember, when you need a friend, what do we do?

Oh, that’s sarcasm.

No speeches. If we’re going to do this, let’s go.

Sometimes you just have to take a leap.

It’s the closest thing to Andalasia I’ve ever seen.

It’s all part of the adventure.

That’s not an adventure. That’s a landfill.

It’s beautiful, mom.

Disenchanted Movie Quotes

Pretty soon, this place will feel like home. You will see.

We are like the apple of everyone’s whole face.

She’s like a queen around here.

Why is your alarm going off? It’s like yesterday outside.

Congratulations on increasing the size of your progeny.

How desperate you must be to truly do something.

Thank you, peasant.

Does anyone in Andalasia just say stuff?

You’re a true daughter of Andalasia.

In Andalasia, the hardest part is finding your happily ever after.

The flowers in your skirt bring out the rest of the flowers in your skirt.

That’s a lot of flowers.

I never sing the right song anymore.

When was the last time you were truly happy?

This isn’t anything a little glitter can’t fix.

If I’m gonna do this, I have to do it myself.

She is not my mother. She is my stepmother.

Chores are an adventure all on their own.

We have a fairy-tale life.

And she’s a magic queen. That’s always fun.

Why don’t you just focus on your little party. Baked goods are your specialty after all.

Something is going on with her, and I want to know what.

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the most powerful of them all?

We said most powerful, not most prettiest.

It’s hardly fit for a maid.

Thank you for everything, stepmother.

I’m afraid that my wish is turning me into a wicked stepmother.

Who lives in this rat hole?

Do you know what this means? I’m the villain of Monroasia.

Oh, I can’t be an evil cat. They eat chipmunks.

A very large and cranky dragon is just what I’ve been looking for.

This is world-ending stuff.

I’m not vain. I’m just good at everything.

And I have to lick this for some reason.

The squishy dragon fruit can be a little bit grumpy.

Their world is truly a miracle.

Disenchanted Movie Quotes

That is sarcasm, is’t it? Huh. Not so hard to understand after all.

You can’t be this cruel.

Thanks to you, my family is safe. I’m forever grateful.

I feel superior to all living things. I don’t know why I was fighting it.

Who knew being so evil was so liberating?

This town is mine. I think we both know that, don’t we?

Why am I so pointy and my eyebrows so perfect?

Another fruitless quest, good luck with that.

We will come up with something really smart, at the very last second, to solve all our problems.

Someone needs to stay behind to protect our world.

I can bring her back.

I will never be the warty toad.

Little advice: get a life. She hates you both.

Turns out, I’m good at evil.

I believe you are in my seat.

You again.

Why does this keep happening?

I wish.

My sweet Giselle, you’ve come back to me.

Destroy her.

Isn’t it marvelous when two worlds come together in harmony?

This is not how it ends.

You can’t break magic.

You are a true daughter of Andalasia because you are my daughter.

I wish I was home with my mom.

I had the craziest dream last night.

I have a tendency to get carried away myself.

Stop looking at me. It’s creepy.

Your tiny peasants are quite fierce.

I just love you, and I couldn’t wish for anything more.

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