Netflix’s Firefly Lane Season 2 dropped on the streaming service today, December 2nd. I will have a review of the series coming soon, so make sure to stop back by to check it out. It will be linked below. In the meantime, I wanted to share a list of some of the best quotes from the show. Check out these 100+ of the best and most revealing Firefly Lane Season 2 quotes.
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Firefly Lane Season 2 Quotes
Everybody at my school thinks I’m trying to be mysterious, but really I just want to focus on my journalism career.
People want to offer their condolences. They can’t condole without you.
Actually, I’ve been gay forever; I just forgot to tell my wife.
She’s like the gift that keeps on taking.
You’re the first celebrity I’ve ever served. It’s really exciting.
I’m rich but I’m not Oprah rich.
I had a shot with Tully Hart, and I went home with the girl in the red dress, instead.
I think maybe I was an idiot, because I still love you.
I deserved a lot of sh*t that I never got.
Maybe some day I can wear down a guy like Johnny too.
With any luck, by the end of tonight, I will no longer be a mouth virgin.
Living here is my punishment.
Why are you dressed like a donut?
I take a nibble, and you take the rest.
I needed you today, and you weren’t there. You are never there for me anymore.
I’m running away, and I want you to come with me. I’m going to find my father.
She is your family, she has a name. You can’t pretend she doesn’t exist.
I’m just happy to be in a new space.
He certainly knows how to put on a brave face. I just wonder what’s underneath.
It must be really rewarding, the whole having kids thing.
I just can’t give you the relationship you need or deserve.
I’m young, I’m single, I’m allowed to sow a few oats.
My little Twinkie’s turned into a Ho-Ho.
I want to write a poem about your eyes.
I called on you because I liked your smile. I guess that was my first mistake.
As if I would aspire to have balls.
Not everyone gets a best friend.
Some things are meant to just be memories.
The fool’s journey is the only journey.
Are you sick of having sex with me?
I may be a 25 year old virgin, but I’m still a pervert.
This is my first time being in love, and it’s overwhelming.
You aren’t too much. My love for you is too much.
You have a family that loves you no matter what you do.
I think this friendship has run its course.
I think about you an irritating amount.
Why don’t you come in out of the rain? We’ll work something out.
Paying a late-night visit to the forbidden ice cream cave?
Mularkey, stop the presses. I got a scoop.
I’m the boyfriend, and this is prime boyfriend stuff.
I don’t even know the real me. I’m barely out of the closet.
Too bad it’s attached to your personality.
It’s good to meet a man who’s on your level.
I’m the Queen. No matter how dark it gets, I always find my light.
This is just a temporary arrangement while I recover. We still are, in fact, divorced.
I love gay people. I watch Will & Grace every week.
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.
I love your daughter very much. I just never saw myself as someone’s husband.
You still smell like farts.
Was that a punch, or are you trying to give me a reach-around?
When we share our truth, we heal together.
Forget Breakfast at Tiffany’s. You stayed for lunch and dinner.
I feel like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. Expect if she was a pregnant housewife instead of a hooker.
Truth is, I’m envious of you.
I’m just so lonely.
I’m so sorry. I let you down.
Get your hands off my daughter. And get the f*ck out of my house.
I’ve been a real d*ck since I’ve been back. Haven’t I?
If you’d knew the truth, you’d hate him.
Don’t laugh but I’m keeping a “feelings” journal.
You’re my future Kate Mularkey.
I was a terrible mother.
This is not a venue, this is my home.
Kids these days will never know the pain of a busy signal.
You are worse than Sadam Hussan.
I am a career woman now. Boys are just a distraction.
I’m trying to do something nice. generous, and everyone is acting like I’m handing out boxes of poo.
I will put an outfit together for you that will be your Declaration of Independence.
You are sexy, ya know? I didn’t see it before, but I see it now.
Maybe this is the therapy talking, but I’m really glad we got married.
I don’t know who you are, but you are not my friend.
I see the family resemblance.
You thought that finding your dad would make it all better, and it didn’t.
It’s not out there; it’s in here. This is where you need to do the work.
Just because you finally told me about my father doesn’t mean you can start acting like a mother.
Why does everyone look sad? It’s America’s birthday.
Diamonds are the strongest substance on earth.
You can love someone with all of your heart, and it’s still not enough.
I love our apartment. Most of all, I love living with you.
I had a feeling about you two.
I thought that TV special was going to fix me.
Promise me, we will always be there for each other.
The only thing I’m catching is the stink on that fake accent.
I don’t know why you are making dinner, when the main course is going to be wild sex.
Time flies when you stop calling someone back.
I still have nightmares about that night, and I don’t want the same thing to happen to you.
I wish you could see yourself the way I see you.
I never want you to suffer in order to make me more comfortable.
I think part of the reason I told you I had feelings for him is because I wanted you to fight for me. And you didn’t.
What if we can’t make it work this time?
I’d rather be on this ride with you than anyone else in the universe.
We never had a woman anchor, this is why.
Love means never having to say you’re sorry.
I will do anything to make it right. I can’t live without you.
This is a crime scene. You’ve murdered Thanksgiving.
This is not your mancave. So, nut up and face your inlaws.
You don’t have to hide your crimes from me, girls.
It’s hard to give thanks in the midst of such great loss. But I find myself feeling grateful anyway, that I got to know him as I did.
I follow my guy.
You’re my only friend, Danny. And I don’t even think that I like you.
You are the only person I want to hang Christmas lights with.
You are my love, my partner, my emergency contact.
We’ll take care of each other.
I’ll be thinking about ya.