Netflix’s Roald Dahl’s Matilda The Musical drops on the streaming service on Sunday, December 25th. I will have a review of the movie coming soon, so make sure to stop back by to check it out. It will be linked below. In the meantime, I wanted to share a list of some of the best quotes from the film. Check out these 35+ of the best Netflix Roald Dahl’s Matilda The Musical quotes.
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Roald Dahl’s Matilda The Musical Quotes
My mummy says I’m a miracle.
I’m not having a baby. What gives you that idea?
I’m having a stinking baby.
You mean my son is a girl?
We unschooled that one. It’s all the rage these days.
Once upon a time, there was a little girl who was trapped.
Sometimes you have to be a little bit naughty.
Time is the one thing no one is master of.
If people do scary things to you, you can do scary things back.
You don’t know the alphabet until we learn you the alphabet.
Children are maggots. Thank you for bringing this one to my attention.
Now get to bed, you little bookworm.
What did I say about pigtails? I hate pigtails.
Check and see if that child is still alive, will ya?
I believe your mind is extraordinary. So, I am taking things into my own hands.
That is the biggest hug in the world.
I believe I said this maggot receives no special treatment.
He should have thought of that before he decided to make a pact with Satan and eat my cake.
We all get carried away sometimes, even me.
You just said “no” to me.
You are pathetic. You are weak.
Leave him alone. You stupid, horrible bully!
You are not fit to be in this school. You are evil. I shall crush you. I shall punt you. I shall dissect you.
I moved it with my eyes. Am I strange?
They pay teachers really badly.
All I really know is that years of being bullied by that woman made me, well, pathetic.
You need to be very careful. Miss Trunchbull has been humiliated, and she is capable of awful things.
You break my toys; I break yours.
Any child who gets one single answer wrong goes to Chokey.
Miss Honey is too soft and peachy to be good at anything.
I’m so sorry, there was a silent “b.”
You can’t put us all in Chokey.
I’ve been busy! A Chokey for each and every one of you.
I hate pigtails!
It’s over. This is my school now. Run.
I would look after her with love and respect and care. I would pay for everything.