Disney+ Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules dropped on the streaming service today, December 2nd. I will have a review of the series coming soon, so make sure to stop back by to check it out. It will be linked below. In the meantime, I wanted to share a list of some of the best quotes from the show. Check out these 40+ of the best Disney+ Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules quotes.
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Disney+ Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules Quotes
Good thing about having a big brother is that they can teach you stuff, because they have been through it before you.
If Rodrick would just take me under his wing, I would totally surprise him, and that would really change things for us.
What if your band doesn’t make it big? What’s your plan, then?
Play some video games together; throw a ball in the backyard.
Do you even know Rodrick?
People will be talking about this night for years. It’s going to be epic.
It’s called popularity. You should try it.
High school parties are totally different from little kids’ parties.
I just know stuff.
Pin the tail on the donkey is cool.
You locked me in the basement.
Jokes on you, because when mom and dad get home tomorrow, I’m gonna tell them all about your little party.
I help you clean up this mess; things are gonna be different between us.
Mission accomplished, little bro.
Did you boys do some brotherly bonding when we were gone?
I knew they couldn’t be trusted. They didn’t unload the dishwasher.
If you really don’t feel like doing something, a well-timed trip to the bathroom is your ticket out.
I call it my Rodrick Rules.
Rodrick rule #1: no apostrophes or other nerd stuff.
I’m glad I’m an only child because this brother stuff is complicated.
Life’s not fair; that’s rule #3. And now you’ve made me break rule #2.
You don’t have any talent.
Maybe you can teach me how to play the drums or something.
You’ve got potential, little bro.
I didn’t want to interrupt their together time.
You think I’m here to play games?
Why don’t you go change? You look like you wet yourself.
Put some pants on, for the love of Pete.
I might be old, but I’m no fool.
What’s got your underwear in a bunch?
I may be a lot of things, but one thing I am not is a snitch.
I’m not gonna say I am proud of what I did, but I did learn to negotiate with a master.
I thought you were cool. Guess I was wrong.
You ratted me out. These are the consequences.
The new version of the story made me look pretty sick.
I got a taste of what it was like to be popular for once.
If we join forces tonight, we could win this thing.
Time for the student to become the master.
Break a leg, Greg.
You ready to blow the roof off this place?
This is normal. Normal brothers fight. We just took it too far.
When the chips are down, I’m going to have your back. And you better have mine.
It’s worth it. He’s my brother.
You’re raising some good boys there, son.