Puss in Boots: The Last Wish drops in theaters across the nation tomorrow, December 21st. I will have a review of the movie coming soon, so make sure to stop back by to check it out. It will be linked below. In the meantime, I wanted to share a list of some of the best quotes from the film. Check out these 60+ of the best and funniest Puss in Boots: The Last Wish quotes.
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Puss in Boots: The Last Wish Quotes
Once upon a time, our wishes fell from the sky.
Sing, Puss, sing.
And the rest of you play double time.
Fear me if you dare.
I think we need to run a few tests.
How do I say this? You died.
Relax. I’m Puss in Boots. I laugh at death.
I am Puss in Boots, loved by one and all.
Remember, death comes for us all.
You really need to work on your bedside manner.
You are too good-looking to retire.
You’re not living up to the legend.
I just love the shell of fear.
I am no longer worthy.
I shall call you Pickles. We better get you inside because, baby, they are always watching.
What? Did you say something salty?
So this is where my dignity goes to die?
You’re a talking cat. I’m a talking dog. Let’s talk.
Pickles has a new girlfriend?
Despite this best friend bonding, you’re a mystery to me, Pickles. What’s your story?
Let me be really clear, I don’t want to touch your belly.
Too soft. Too hard. That was not just right.
All I can smell is cat pee.
You’d think this was the first time I’ve been stuck in a piano.
You think this scruffy, geratric, bag of bones is a legend?
The wishing star? It does exist.
My home is where my friends are.
Make with the box.
Can you do the thumb thing, like in the fairy tale?
It’s like a possum crawled on your face and died.
Great plan, baby.
Real cat here.
You need therapy.
I’ll get you my kitties and your little dog too.
For a dark forest, this place is pretty colorful.
No fair! Why does he get the good one?
I think all you have to do is stop and smell the roses.
Jokes on them. That sock they put me in, I grew into.
I really have my work cut out for me with this one.
You know what trust gets you? A sock, a rock, and a swim in the river.
It’s not a granny bag. It’s a magic nanny bag.
I don’t even have the map, Little Bo Creep.
First one to get the dog gets the wish.
It’s okay to be afraid.
I just wish I hadn’t hurt her so badly. I regret that day.
I was just remembering the last time I offered you my hand. But I believe that time you had cold feet.
You don’t seem like that guy anymore.
Sweet mother of goose.
If you play your cards right, maybe we can share the wish.
You’re nothing but a low-rate Cinderella.
I wish I had a family like this.
You won the orphan lottery.
With the legend so big, there was no room for anyone else.
We should call him Wuss in Boots.
What a good boy!
Maybe one life is enough.
I will never stop fighting for this life.
Live your life, Puss in Boots. Live it well.
Please don’t make that wish.
It’s so cute that you think that would work on me. Don’t you know I’m dead inside?
Consider this my resignation.
One life spent with you is all I could wish for.