Amazon Prime Video’s Shotgun Wedding dropped on the streaming service yesterday, January 27th. I will have a review of the movie coming soon, so make sure to stop back by to check it out. It will be linked below. In the meantime, I wanted to share a list of some of the best quotes from the film. Check out these 40+ of the funniest and best Amazon Prime Video Shotgun Wedding movie quotes.
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Shotgun Wedding Movie Quotes
Where is the groomzilla?
I almost shot you. I thought you were a pirate, but you’re just a guy.
Can you tell her to stop smiling at me?
I’ve been looking forward to this moment ever since baby Tommy was cut out of my abdomen.
I don’t know what that is or most of the words you just said.
When I’m in formal wear, I like to pee standing up.
Looks like he’s leading a porn safari.
Looks like he was in a rush and forgot to button his shirt all the way up.
We hope our marriage is nothing like yours.
That guy right there has got to be a one in a million supernova to snag that beautiful soul.
Why is it so sexy when you can’t reach high shelves?
Is that genetics, or is it, like, Pilates or something?
You look so much better than the rest of us.
It’s not my wedding; it’s our wedding.
He didn’t RSVP?!
Check all the ditches!
Why don’t you go be with Sean? Then you guys can go bang some grandpas.
You’re a gaslighter.
I’m gonna f*ck him up.
My stomach feels like it’s gonna fall through my a**h*le, but otherwise, I feel chill.
Yes, you killed him.
Was that brain stuff?
I’m a sneaky little b*tch.
My name is Carol Elaine Fowler, and I deserve to live.
I was a late bloomer, and my teeth didn’t come in until I was 14.
Pirates chasing you wasn’t on your vision board?
She acts tough, but when my dad left, she lost her joy.
That dress is growing on me.
Looks like it’s got a flap.
Got them to stop being alive.
You think something bad is going to happen, and then you make it happen.
For reals, I don’t know.
Tommy finally made the big leagues.
I’m a Gemini. I bruise easily.
I can’t lose you. I need you.
Some things are more important than money. I don’t know what they are, but…
Nobody f*cks with my family.
I thought if we had the perfect wedding, we would have the perfect marriage.
I am not a monster. I’m an entrepreneur.
Life is always going to be chaotic, but what I know for sure is that I want to go through it all with you.