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65+ Best AppleTV+ SHRINKING Quotes

AppleTV+ Shrinking Quotes

AppleTV+ Shrinking drops on the streaming service this Friday, January 27th. I will have a review of the series coming soon, so make sure to stop back by to check it out. It will be linked below. In the meantime, I wanted to share a list of some of the best quotes from the show. Check out these 65+ of the best AppleTV+ Shrinking quotes.

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AppleTV+ Shrinking Quotes

I’m sorry, that’s awful. I’m awful.

He’s a fugly, fugly man. Inside and out.

You know, Virginia Wolf tried to drown herself too.

I’m sorry I have to ask. Is this you, forever?

You are right; the last time you were here, I sucked. I sucked on balls.

I’m a psychological vigilante.

Use your rage!

Are you trying to be careful? Or are you just going to burn your career and take me down with you?

I’m a white guy in Pasadena. The cops will probably just take it back to the house for me.

My family is for me. My home is my fortress of solitude.

F*ck oat milk.

What the f*ck is Pickleball?

AppleTV+ Shrinking Quotes

Nobody gets through this life unscathed.

I am a g-d d*mn ray of light.

I needed to hit rock bottom, and you wouldn’t let me. You couldn’t read the f*cking room.

I miss straight Brian. He used to say things like, “Aren’t vulvas gorgeous?”

Grief’s a crafty little f*cker. It sneaks up on you.

Oh, cool. I just sh*t my pants.

Do you really know what my d*ck looks like?

Why is it so hard for you to put your daughter first?

I passed my drivers’ test, but I want to go out on my own terms, like a f*cking hero.

Who’s your sweetheart, and is she a sexy b*tch?

I’ve gotta a degree in “f*cking with that” from the University of “It’s none of your business.” It’s actually a junior college.

I’ve always wanted to help out a healthy, middle-aged, white guy.

Your self-awareness is your best characteristic.

That is true because there is a lot of weird pee-pees out there.

I need a little guy energy.

God, you’re beautiful.

It was a weird assignment.

We’ll grab these relationships by the balls.

Little itty bitty, baby b*tch, bullsh*t.

Remember when things get tough: this is who you are. A hero.

No more talking.

Straight Brian sounds really hot.

Don’t raw dog me again, okay?

I think I’m feeling like a f*cking fraud.

I’m really sick of being your excuse for why you are not happy in your life.

Two vulnerable people will always find their way, just stay connected.

You and I will never have feelings for each other. You are what is called a safe d*ck.

AppleTV+ Shrinking Quotes

I think I’m over you. Too selfish.

Are you really going to spend the rest of your life not making things right with me?

I know it sucks to be dead, but I kind of think you are doing the easy part.

Nobody changes bad behavior without consequences.

You are the only normal adult in my life right now.

So you are co-dependent. Got it.

They either want to attack us or f*ck us.

I could call it “white guilt” catering.

At our age, everybody looks young.

I’m not done scaring you yet.

We split up, and then he chooses to be the best version of himself?

You still have a shot with Alice, but you have to stop being a f*cking coward, put the hammer down.

He loves thumbs in the butt.

You’ve seen me naked; go with my first name.

What he is saying is you and your grandson can gamble and wh*re together.

Thank you for your safe, safe d*ck.

I don’t have to pretend; this is a disaster.