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75+ Revealing Peacock’s POKER FACE Quotes

Peacock's Poker Face Quotes

Peacock’s Poker Face drops its first four episodes on the streaming service tomorrow, January 26th. I will have a review of the series coming soon, so make sure to stop back by to check it out. It will be linked below. In the meantime, I wanted to share a list of some of the best quotes from the show. Check out these 75+ of the best and most revealing Peacock’s Poker Face quotes.

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Peacock’s Poker Face Quotes

Want to help me ebay some old Playboys?

He gave you a job to keep you in a cage.

I’ve been rich. Easier than being broke, harder than “I’m doing just fine.”

She’s a human lie detector, and she’s already asking questions like she knows something’s up.

A wise man once told me, “If you want to hurt someone, you hit them where it hurts.”

You’re blackballed, ’cause gamblers talk.

When the world seems small, it’s easy to start obsessing over things.

Luck is something we created to make sense of the things we can’t change.

This would be a nice car if you took care of it.

The pain is in your mind.

We have a code red.

I couldn’t sh*t the dust off fast enough.

That’s a fool’s path to riches.

If I were you, I’d get in my trash bucket and I’d speed the f*ck out of here.

I always treated you like you were my own son.

I’m a murderer.

He can take a piece of meat and make it into something divine.

I’m kind of broke, and I can really use a break.

You poor, dumb, little turd.

Since when did you become CSI?

We have built a temple of carnage.

I don’t need a vacation; I need out.

Peacock's Poker Face Quotes

Oh my god, I’m snapping. This is me snapping, right here. You racist, homophobic, antisemitic, flatulant, bad dog.

Good barbecue is like a symphony of all five senses.

The stall is where a kind of alchemy takes place.

Meat poet, look at you.

You ever gamble cause you can make a killing.

I loved how much he loved what he did.

You kind of smell like a fireplace, but not in a bad way.

Now we got a big problem.

I know what you did, you sh*t kicking psycho.

It’s what your brother taught me—the most important part of the cook is the stall.

I’d like to give a special shout-out to the truth-tellers.

Stay strong; truth tellers, stay strong.

Never steal my scream again; I’ll break more than your f*cking face.

It’s gonna be Staple Head all over again.

I hope he didn’t lose any precious brain cells.

We did what we did, now we have to move forward. That song is going to change our lives.

I’m just trying to make something good out of something bad.

That song is basically a confession.

Chill out and keep it together.

I knew you are a has been but it’s worse than that; you are a hack.

Would you kill for a second shot at fame?

Rest in metal.

I hate your c*nt heart.

Majority rules my foot up your a**.

Not gonna chip me like some dogs.

I will never tell a lady when to stop sucking.

He knew we could make the world a better place if we hold the a**h*les to account.

Don’t forget to take your head out of the man’s a**, Billy.

It smells like Icy Hot and a life well lived.

They took everything—my legs, our freedom, and Gabriel.

We never forgive.

I’ve got no one.

Even when I saw you, I couldn’t believe it.

Oh wow, you’re the a**h*les.

Peacock's Poker Face Quotes

Plausible is not grounds for an arrest warrant.

You speak of electroplay, kinky stuff, not for the faint of heart.

That’s how we did it in Bedford, b*tch.

If you ever get in a jam, you have my number.

You’re a kept man; you should be used to taking direction from a woman.

This is not a TikTok lady; this is my stage, and you show up knowing your lines.

The Doomsday clock is ticking, and when the curtain drops on this play tonight, you can kiss your career goodbye.

You ball busting herpe.

I’ll piss on your grave.

I just want you to know, Spooky the cop made me choose a career in law enforcement.

That was the performance of a lifetime.

You think people come here for the food?

That stage is an altar where we bare our souls in search of the truth.

You’re lucky you took those earbuds out, because you’re about to hear the performance of a lifetime.

I killed that f*cking monologue, so don’t you ever upstage me again. F*cking, boomers.

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