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35+ Heartbreaking SPOILER ALERT Movie Quotes

Spoiler Alert Movie Quotes

Spoiler Alert launched on the Peacock streaming service today, February 3, 2023. I will have a review of the movie coming soon, so make sure to stop back by to check it out. It will be linked below. In the meantime, I wanted to share a list of some of the best quotes from the film. Check out these 35+ of the best and most heartbreaking Spoiler Alert movie quotes.

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Spoiler Alert Movie Quotes

This isn’t how our story was supposed to end, but meeting you in the first place was the plot twist I never expected.

I’m gonna get you laid. Come on.

And there you were, like some sweatband-wearing matinee idol.

You are so his type. You’re like a dweeb.

What about you? Drunkered or junkie?

A magician never reveals his secrets.

Spoiler Alert Movie Quotes

This is like Chipotle-level perfect. No one does Diet Coke like Chipotle.

Maybe we should go inside somewhere. I don’t really want to get gay bashed.

You always felt like premium cable to my network sitcom.

It’s a pleasure to have you as my date.

I think you’re very cool. I think your friends are very cool.

I’m worried I’m going to fall in love with you, and you’re going to break my heart.

Smurfgate almost derailed us, but by Christmas, we were back on track.

You’re acting so weird.

We are kind of hip. We were going to go to Woodstock, you know.

Years go by pretty quickly if you count by Christmas trees.

They found a growth in my butt.

I’m scared.

Spoiler Alert Movie Quotes

Our final doctor looked like she stepped straight out of hair and makeup and onto the set of a TV show. A good one. I was in love with her. Until she opened her mouth.

It was the longest 20 minutes of my life. I’ll never forget how brave you were telling them.

The radiation bought you some time.

Are you afraid to die?

What if this didn’t have to happen? What if this was a scene from our story? A scene from our TV show life.

I guess I feel like I’ll miss this. I’ll miss this a lot.

It’s going to be incredibly hard, but I’m going to be okay.

Thank you for loving me.

I was always afraid Kitt would break my heart. And eventually, he did. But not in the way I feared he would. He broke it open in a way that somehow made room for even more love, both to receive and to give.

This ride with Kitt was to me a gift. It was the greatest honor I believe I’ll eve have, to have been by his side for it all.

The hardest thing about a story ending is that you have to say goodbye to your favorite characters. To your favorite people.

A good ending can feel like the end of one thing and the beginning of another.

Sometimes the hero dies.

Sometimes the main character has to take a leap of faith that involves packing a suitcase and traveling across the country.

I wanted our story to be a picture-perfect, happy-ending love story. But what we got was a real love story.

I’ll just shut up now.