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50+ Best YOUR PLACE OR MINE Movie Quotes

Your Place or Mine Movie Quotes

Netflix’s Your Place or Mine dropped on the streaming service this past weekend. I will have a review of the movie coming soon, so make sure to stop back by to check it out. It will be linked below. In the meantime, I wanted to share a list of some of the best quotes from the film. Check out these 50+ of the best Netflix’s Your Place or Mine movie quotes.

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Your Place or Mine Movie Quotes

The way I just destroyed my life, can I move in with you?

How did you get to be so awesome?

In lady years, I’m like a crone.

Please do not bring soil into my apartment. I’m begging you.

My heart is a cold, hard little stone.

Twenty years—can you believe it? You’ve had the best, best friend in the entire world.

Define: waste.

Your Place or Mine Movie Quotes

Lady bugs are kicking some a** in the garden today. You guys do the same.

Didn’t he pee on our sofa once?

I don’t know if I like you anymore.

It doesn’t seem fine, it seems loud.

A big part of being an adult is being bummed out.

You need help, and I’m coming. And that’s that.

Look at you; you look great. You look the same.

You still got that tall, square-jawed, long-eyelash vibe going on.

I have bad news. Kids are all muss and all fuss.

They are also awesome, so that negates the rolling part.

Who lived here before you, like an alpaca?

Your mom’s crazy.

Did I scar you for life?

What’s this thing do besides releasing a genie?

Can we stay on message here?

Let’s get our kid on.

You have to be someone or know someone, and I’m both.

Am I supposed to drink it or water it?

My adventures are reading books and being a mom.

I never forget a denim skirt.

That is what “into you” looks like.

You are good at detectiving things.

You and I tell each other everything, right?

He is so happy to see you; it’s so cute, it’s gross.

You know what you are.

His songs were still with me, even when he wasn’t.

Now I’m just a lonely guy with outstanding hair, that tells other people who to be, even though I’m not sure who I am.

This whole “being a life-changing male adult role model” thing is a little trickier than I anticipated.

New nickname: Jack Frost. Because you own the ice.

Funny how they are always so devoid of personality.

Seriouly. You need to use your words.

Some things don’t need to be air-fried, ya know?

Your Place or Mine Movie Quotes

That guy drank too much and he quit writing, and he’s got a friend, and she lives across the country, and, most importantly, he’s dated like a million women, and it never lasts more than six months.

Thanks to you, I got to have this amazing week.

I’m just gonna go as Debbie tonight, regular Debbie.

As my drunk mother used to always say, mind your own business.

This makes so much sense. Why he couldn’t fall in love with me.

That’s what you don’t get about me; I don’t take chances.

Love is crazy. Love’s the worst.

This was the best week of my life.

This week, I got to be a different kind of me. It was kind of great.

You always said you were a piece of sh*t; maybe you were right.

I am madly, deeply, overwhelmingly in love with you. And I have been since the moment I met you.

I think we’re handholders. I think we are.

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