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55+ Hilarious 80 FOR BRADY Movie Quotes

80 For Brady Movie Quotes

80 For Brady releases in theaters tomorrow, Friday, February 3, 2023. I will have a review of the movie coming soon, so make sure to stop back by to check it out. It will be linked below. In the meantime, I wanted to share a list of some of the best quotes from the film. Check out this list of 55+ of the best and most hilarious 80 for Brady movie quotes.

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80 For Brady Movie Quotes

Games about to start; everyone in their spots.

What a beautiful man.

He’s so well hydrated.

Third and long, this is our song.

You know what it cost me to look like this?

To the man that brought us all here, Tom Brady.

Your husband didn’t divorce you; he died.

If Tom Brady can make it to the Super Bowl, so can we.

It’s a numbers game.

Let’s experience a Super Bowl because it may be our last chance.

Don’t make it so sad. It’s about the best story that wins, not the saddest.

I can turn myself down.

80 For Brady Movie Quotes

We’re just starting to enjoy it, Betty. Don’t make it about math.

What do I do, Tom?

You can fall in love; just wait until you know them for more than a week.

Lately, I’ve been realizing it’s less about what you do and more who you do it with.

One toot is enough.

We take sleep seriously.

You guys are very fast; that’s a good sign.

Are all your suitcases just wigs?

It figures that she would have really cool friends.

We’re going to the Super Bowl!

It’s just a cardboard him. The real him is twice that size.

I feel like I’m just living in the past, and I can’t move on.

Reading glasses are designed to be lost.

Good thing I brought my strap-on.

We’re going to have the NFL experience.

Technically, we don’t allow betting here, but they don’t pay me much. Let’s see how this plays out.

I Gronk you a Merry Christmas.

Look at him. He even looks spicy.

Beauty has no expiration date.

I could eat your brisket all day.

Last party I went to was a funeral.

I bet they have one of those “Eyes Wide Shut” sex rooms.

Sometimes fate puts you exactly where you want to be.

Has anyone seen Guy Fieri? He looks like a flaming hot Cheeto.

If you want to find love, you need to focus on the positive, not the negative.

Why is champagne such a violent beverage?

When you are stuck at halftime with those tickets, I’m going to low-ball the sh*t out of you.

Are you just hungry?

Just because I can solve a problem doesn’t mean I should have to.

How’s your bowels?

I think you have my strap on.

Let’s make a run.

Isn’t that what friendship is, that we face the unknown together, hand in hand.

We will always remember this.

80 For Brady Movie Quotes

I’m Go Go; she’s Ga Ga.

D*mn ladies, that was some sick dance moves.

I think this is the best sitting down has ever felt.

I want a man I can sit next to and not have to talk.

This is how people watch football?

He’s got a skull like a baby bird, but his hands are like Midas.

Let’s go, “Golden Girls,” let’s do this.

I’m no snitch, you know.

This is not how my Super Bowl ends.

I think I’m going to throw up, and this is the best experience of my life.

Walking with authority.

You’re so big.

I don’t know how you did it, but your words meant the world to me.