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60+ Best Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret Movie Quotes

Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.

Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret releases in theaters this Friday, April 28, 2023. I will have a review of the movie coming soon, so make sure to stop back by to check it out. It will be linked below. In the meantime, I wanted to share a list of some of the best quotes from the film. Check out these 60+ of the best Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret movie quotes.

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Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret Movie Quotes

There’s my girl.

We’re moving.

Barely leaving New York; it’s just on the other side of the river.

We’ll have family dinners, and I’ll learn how to cook.

I’m never going to see you again.

Are you there, God? It’s me, Margaret Simon.

First, I’ve heard a lot of great things about you.

Nancy Wheeler, I live in the bigger house up the street.

You’re so flat.

See, I’m going to have a pretty big chest.

You have to practice if you want to be a really good kisser.

Maybe it is time for things to be happening around here.

If it’s not great, first days don’t count anyway.

I read when you don’t have loved ones around you, your life expectancy drops drastically. But you know, I’ve had a good run.

You know, she’s worn a bra since 4th grade, and I bet she got her period too.

If you want to be in the club, you have to wear a bra.

I want to get a bra.

Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret movie quotes

So glad that’s over with, God.

I feel like religion could be a very compelling research project for you.

How come I never met your mom or dad?

We don’t see my parents because they don’t want to. They just don’t want me in their lives anymore.

Remember bras? Woohoo!

We don’t have many that small, dear; let me measure you.

I cannot wait to take it off.

Welcome to womanhood.

Look at you working the yard with heavy machinery.

I must. I must. I must increase my bust.

We must. We must. We must increase our bust.

Independence is good, right?

Everyone thinks I’m a showgirl.

You’re a great date, Toots.

The people seem nice, and I loved the music, but maybe I expected something else?

It looks like a thumb.

It’s so saggy.

My dad gets Playboy.

Look how round they are.

I don’t know if I got the feeling, God, but I sure am in a good mood.

This is a great party.

Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret movie quotes

They were pretty good kisses.

Sometimes I just wish I’d been born one way or the other.

I’m here to speak to you today about your changing bodies.

When did you get your period?

Start from the very beginning.

She said it kind of smells like the monkey bars.

I feel like everything changes.

Are you there, God? It’s me, Margaret. I don’t even know what to say.

It’s a pinch to grow an inch, and I know you need an inch.

You think I don’t know about you and your friends?

Why do I only feel you when I’m alone?

They think you are going to hell because you married a Jew.

It’s nice to have everyone here together. The whole family.

You left the room, and they are trying to convert her.

I don’t even believe in God.

I’ve prayed and prayed, and everything just gets worse.

I don’t want to say sorry for how things went.

Thanks, Mr. Benedict. You’re a really good teacher.

I’d love to, but I don’t want to.

Is it lawn day?

I’m a woman!

I know how to do it. I’ve been practicing in my room for two months.

Are you there, God? It’s me. Margaret. Thanks an awful lot.