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110+ Shocking GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY VOL 3 Quotes

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 3 Quotes

Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 3 releases in theaters across the United States tomorrow, May 5th. I will have a review of the movie coming soon, so make sure to stop back by to check it out. It will be linked below. In the meantime, I wanted to share a list of some of the best quotes from the film. Check out these 110+ of the best and most shocking Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 3 quotes.

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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 3 Quotes

I told you a million times, “I’m not a d*mn raccoon.”

I love you, Gamora.

I got emotionalistical issues.

You’re a bad dog.

Not like that, touch him with his powers.

Who threw that thing at me?

Pick on someone your own size.

It’s okay; you’re here with us now.


He’s got maybe 48 hours.

Kill one guy—one stupid guy nobody loves.

Let’s go save our friend.

It’s good to have friends.

These Guardians are more powerful than you think.

She’s always mad at everyone.

You’re my sister. It’s all I ever want or need.

People on Earth die when they’re like 50.

This isn’t my color. It clashes with my eyes.

We are grateful for your help.

I am Groot.

That is the new world Counter-Earth, where the experimented will go when they’re ready.

We have but a single quest: to make the perfect species and the perfect colony.

We weren’t anything.

You were everything to me, and I miss you so much.

I don’t think so, Quinn.

We were hoping it would stop on its own.

Can we get back to saving our friend?

What procedure, bro?

I got one of those too.

Everything he does drives me crazy.

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 3 Quotes

Are we pretending to be angry again? Mantis, you a**h*le.

Old-fashion Star-Lord charm. I’m excited you get to see this again for the very first time.

Whoever it was that you fell in love with, it wasn’t me. It sounds more like her.

I just never noticed how black your eyes were.

He picked a pretty set.

That’s the plan??

Told you she was into me.

That looked cool.

This is worse than what Thanos did to me.

Some corners of the universe consider him god.

Show him we mean business.

Your friends a moron. I got one of those too. I get it.

Even my butt is capable of making an analogy.

That brain I’d like to study further.

That looks just like home.

We mean you no harm.

We’re not here to harm you; we just need to save our friend.

That is delightful.

You want me to drive? I’ll drive.

Don’t look at me like a lost puppy looking for a place to lie down.

I find it hard to believe it doesn’t have multiple purposes.

We’ll kill anyone who gets in our way!

You must be a really loyal pet if they are willing to do all of this for you.

This is the perfect society?

Sire, they’re here.

He should know by now that I don’t do anything anyone tells me.

Earth would be a fabulous place if it weren’t for the biogtry.

Your name is Floor, because you’re lying on the floor?

Someday I’m going to make great machines that fly, and me and my friends are going to go flying together into the forever and beautiful sky. Lylla, and Teefs, and Floor, and me. Rocket.

Open the f*cking door!

Groot, you know what to do with these.

Be a good, creepy thing and back off.

It’s not a trap; it’s a faceoff. Now kill them.

It’s not his fault he’s stupid.

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 3 Quotes

He’s the only one who doesn’t hate himself.

You have no right to push him!

Screw you, you stretch-faced, RoboCop-looking, purple nurple piece of…

The galaxy still needs its Guardians.

Your lucky I was able to knock down that door with my incredible strength.

We were right; the sky is beautiful and it is forever.

I’ve been flying with our friends.

Can I come?

I’m not letting you go.

You still have a purpose here.

There are the hands that made us, and then there are the hands that guide the hands.

I’m not a raccoon.

Y’all are just making up stuff that he’s saying, right?

They know three freaking words, and two of them are “joop.”

You’re scaring them.

Hello, dumb idiots.

I know who you are already.

Howdy there, you freaking creep.

Kill everyone in the head of that dead god.

They eat batteries, not people. Maybe they are just scared of what we are going to do to them?

We’re not going to hurt you. Everything is going to be okay.

She’s a good dog.

There is no god; that is why I stepped in.

Did that look cool?

I’m done running.

Hello, moron.

I was screaming at something behind you, not you. You’re really cool.

Are those kids?

He says everyone deserves a second chance.

You are so strong.

You are an abomination.

The name’s Rocket, Rocket raccoon.

His face came off.

All I wanted to do was make things perfect.

You didn’t want to make things perfect; you just didn’t like the way things are.

We’ve got to save them—the rest of them.

It was good working with you too.

I’m still not who you want me to be.

I bet we were fun.

I’m going to need to take some time to learn how to swim.

Today I saw who you are; you weren’t born to be a destroyer; you were born to be a dad.

You make a better leader than I ever was, Captain.

I love you guys.

Welcome home.