The new White Men Can’t Jump (2023) releases on Hulu tomorrow, Friday, May 19, 2023. I will have a review of the movie coming soon, so make sure to stop back by to check it out. It will be linked below. In the meantime, I wanted to share a list of some of the best quotes from the film. Check out these 55+ of the best and most hilarious White Men Can’t Jump (2023) movie quotes.
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White Men Can’t Jump (2023) Movie Quotes
Many consider him to be a top prospect in the country.
I was just focused on winning.
Columbus must think he found some new sh*t.
I ain’t drinking no boo-boo juice.
I don’t want to take your money.
Don’t you guys assume that all white people can do is shoot?
Under pressure, you don’t rise to the occassion; you sink to the level of your training.
We ain’t never gonna get reparations that way, bro.
First of all, I’m a P-I-M-P.
You don’t even know her old a**.
I live for today. Tomorrow’s not promised to us poor folks.
This is why white folks make me nervous.
Do you want to be the tortoise, or do you want to be the hare?
Stem cells—two words.
How do you think Tiger Woods grew back his legs after they amputated it?
You’re the only vegan I know who can’t eat at a vegan restaurant.
I just need a human being who can play so I can make some money.
Did you just name-drop yourself?
Big dogs vs. regular-sized dogs.
The race sh*t is dated, bro. Everybody but you knows that white dudes can hoop.
Spike Lee is our greatest living director.
Spike Lee isn’t even a good Nicks fan.
Y’all got that jungle fever type connection, huh?
You can talk way more sh*t. You have so much material I can’t even touch.
You can’t tell me this dude doesn’t look exactly like Malcolm X.
Flame thrower? What is this Mad Maxx?
Meditation is for white folks.
Basketball’s a curse.
I love the shape of you.
The gas is better now, and I’m sh*tting right.
This dude is already cocky enough.
Do you have an OnlyFans?
It’s from the earth, brother, from the motherland. Africa.
You sell homophobic chicken sandwiches.
I want you to inflate like a balloon.
It’s like the perfect sandal. It’s extremely state of the art.
We just got sh*t on because you think you are too good to be here.
What do you have a Google alert on me?
Everything about you screams what you don’t want to do.
My biggest regret is not giving you the tools to work through your problems.
Your family deserves to know the joyful you, not the you with a chip on your shoulder.
I still love the game.
You’ll always be a king.
This is why black love is so pivotal.
One of the greatest gifts she can give you is not touching.
I’m playing to win, that’s all.
You really gonna chastise me in front of the white man?
Hold up. You guys are all cousins?
His ancestors made me trip.
It’s for the best? That’s how they got us on the boat.
Y’all act like white men can’t jump.
They gonna kill him in the parking lot.
I never been to a white man’s funeral.
Just know I’ll always be here.
Your body’s not tired, son. Your mind is weak, get your mind right.
All I wanted for you was to support me.
What in the doctor Miami?
I wouldn’t be here without you.