Haunted Mansion releases in theaters across the United States on Friday, July 28, 2023. I have a review of the movie on my site, so be sure to check it out. It is linked below. In the meantime, I wanted to share a list of some of the best quotes from the film. Check out these 80+ of the best and creepiest Haunted Mansion 2023 movie quotes.
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Haunted Mansion 2023 Movie Quotes
I help people see things they can’t always see.
What makes me assume you are having a bad day? Because you smell like yesterday.
I will show you things and talk about them. No ghost stories.
There are no such things as ghosts.
This place is haunted.
I need you to give this place a chance. This is our home now.
You’ll be back!
The treasures I seek are in heaven.
You want to be a hero?
One man’s monster is another man’s Halloween costume.
My job is having faith, and I have faith in you.
Once you come in, there is no going back.
Y’all playing tricks on me, huh?
Bad dream. That’s all. That’s it; it is just a bad dream.
I have a child. He can’t walk anywhere at night without a ghost following him around.
I said no.
But your eyes were saying yes.
They don’t want to haunt us; they want us back here for some reason.
If they want us here, I’m going to find out why.
It’s time to assemble the dream team.
They’re not just running. I know this feeling. They are running from something.
You didn’t tell me that these ghosts be following people.
Maybe I’ll just do a little blessing or prayer to get us started.
Can I do this? Now you got me all mad.
Give us a sign.
He’s with us.
You really can speak to the dead.
You were the grieving spirit.
This feels different.
What does this feel like?
I’m too old to die.
Whatever evil this is, doesn’t want me contacting Liota.
It’s good she’s not here. She’s at peace.
I wouldn’t go in there. Unless, you want a ticket to the region beyond.
I don’t know about this. Attics are historically terrifying.
Ghost baby. Can I call you, ghost baby? I’m a supporter, an ally.
Dreams do come true.
Very powerful book you are holding. Best know how to use it.
There is much grief in you. You will be most vulnerable to his manipulations.
Am I the only one that didn’t know that was real?
Have you ever heard of astroprojection? Is that in your Bible?
You made crunchy scrambled eggs. My grandma used to do that back in the day.
If there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s keeping secrets.
That’s got some mojo to it.
Here’s a picture of my dog, who tragically went to go live on a farm.
You shouldn’t be here.
Don’t let him catch you here.
You must not let him take the last soul, or we’ll all be trapped here forever.
If you’re willing to help me, I can give you what you want.
I saw him.
A ghost who haunts other ghosts. That’s not fair.
He wants me. I think he wants me to be his last soul.
I don’t know if any of us are going to get out of this alive. Certainly not Ben.
You know what would be fun? Seeing him with skin.
A murderer in life, now a murderer in death.
Not today satan.
You help us and we’ll help you.
You want me to go down there? Are you kidding me? I’m a child.
Normal for this place is terrifying.
Do you want to be a hero?
Using my line back against me.
Happy hour? An eternal phrase.
Thank you for your persistence, professor.
Now he’s conjuring up a ghost army.
I have faith in you.
You may not believe in yourself, but I believe in you.
I hate it everywhere. Nowhere feels right without him.
He feeds on your grief. You gotta let it go.
I told you, all roads lead to me.
I set her free. I did that.
They can’t save me from my grief, but they can save me from you.
Come here, you scary son of a gun.
I think you got your house back now.
This house is where I belong.
Why have a medium as a friend if you don’t ask?
That’s a risk I’m willing to take.