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Collection of Best JOY RIDE Movie Quotes

Joy Ride Movie Quotes

Joy Ride released in theaters this past week, on July 5, 2023. I will have a review of the movie coming soon, so make sure to stop back by to check it out. It will be linked below. In the meantime, I wanted to share a list of some of the best quotes from the film. Check out this collection of the best and funniest Joy Ride movie quotes.

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Joy Ride Movie Quotes

New to town, but not new to the country.

We’re just curious. Are you all Chinese?

Slides off limits to Ching Chongs.

You don’t have to prove anything to these losers.

Can we say Asian anymore, or is that offensive?

You’re going to love LA. They have Chinatown, Thaitown; it’s basically Asian.

I’m a fellow prefresh. Trust me.

Joy Ride Movie Quotes

I’m not trying to be a sellout. I’m a starving artist.

Guess who’s going back to the Motherland?

We look like everyone else for once.

Are you trying to get cancelled? Those are Koreans.

Are p*&&y tats more common than I think?

Are you two Bible bumpers?

Make some room for Jesus.

No tongue until the wedding bells rung.

If you do not know where you come from, how do you know who you are?

I’m too famous for jail.

It looks like you put a lot of things in your a**h*le.

You gonna plug or you gonna play?

My a** is squeaky clean.

You look like Hello Kitty got skull-f*cked by Kuromi.

I’m happy you’re putting that big old mouth of yours to good use.

I’m just a garbage American who only knows English.

Joy Ride Movie Quotes

There is no way to do Chinese.

You’re cool. Your hair smells like cookies. You’re perfect.

Suck it, Bao Bao.

China looks good on you.

I wore that dress the night I was deflowered by the love of my life.

My vagina is the devil, and she is here to stay.

You want to be a real artist, then grow up. Right now, you’re just a barnacle with a hobby.

I can be a d*ck, and I can love you. I can do both.

You had me at hi.

You’re the best friend I could ever ask for.

The French know how to sculpt a t*tty.

It lights up.