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AppleTV+’s Lessons in Chemistry dropped its first two episodes on the streaming service on Friday, October 13th. I will have a review of the series coming soon, so make sure to stop back by to check it out. It will be linked below. In the meantime, I wanted to share a list of some of the best quotes from the series. Check out this list of the best AppleTV+ Lessons in Chemistry quotes.

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AppleTV+ Lessons in Chemistry Parents Guide Review


Don’t forget to smile from time to time. Have a great show.

My name is Elizabeth Zott, and this is Supper at Six.

Caring for loved ones take work, real work.

I have recently become fascinated by archaebacteria, whose cell membranes are ether-link foster lipids, as opposed to bacteria, whose cell membranes are ester-link foster lipids. I also like to cook.

In some cultures, I would be considered overdressed.

The Nobel Prize is overrated.

How much ribose does one man need?

He just runs to run. He’s very peculiar.

You are just not smart enough.

I would suggest that you find yourself with a little more of a Hastings spirit if you’d like to keep your employment here.

A smile once in awhile wouldn’t kill you.

In the lab, your sense of smell alerts you to potential dangers. And I’m already at a deficit due to a hydrochloric acid accident when I was an undergrad. I singed most of the clia in my nostrols, but thankfully they restored themselves over time. So, I’m not taking any more chances.

You shouldn’t let the other chemist pick on you so much.

Did anyone lose an electron? You really gotta keep an ion it.

Let’s all make like a proton and stay positive.

A little sex appeal wouldn’t hurt. You’ve kind of been embarrassing the amino acid team.

There is nothing wrong with being a secretary.

You must be intelligent, based upon your myriad of accomplishments. But you walk around like a paranoid, ungrateful, fragile man.

I don’t hate you. I just don’t like you.

What about the cash prize?
Blood money.

If your real mother was alive, she’d be proud you did that cover.

It’s not perfect, but it has the potential to be.

Ninety-nine percent of the human body is made up of carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, oxygen, calcium, phosphorus, with a few ions thrown in. But how did we get to this level of complexity here on Earth?

How many female scientists can you name?
Madam Curie…

I shower in my lab, so just know before entering.

There’s no such thing as a professional relationship between a man and a woman.

I organized our equipment in a way a sane person might appreciate, and I swept up the saltine crumbs. Not because I’m a woman, but because I can’t imagine a worse substance to be in a chemistry lab. The underwear is your responsibility.

I like things the way I like them.

Sometimes mistakes can be a good thing. They can lead us to what we don’t expect.

In science, you endeavor to control every variable of your experiment. The temperature in your lab, the number of contaminants, the correct calibration for each piece of equipment. Sometimes, you can’t count on a formula. Sometimes you can’t control each variable. Sometimes, many times, things just turn out messy. Sometimes you will burn the lasagna.

So, I guess it’s leftovers tonight. Children, set the table; your mother needs a moment to herself.

These types of misunderstanding, they rarely allow for second chances. This is an elegant situation that works for everyone.

I regret not having more pencils.


You are a snob, is what you are.

You made your bed. It’s not my fault you have to lie in it.

That looks like a booger.

What I need is someone looking like you standing on our side of the room, backing me up when I say this is a community issue.

Calvin Evans is a star. Hastings needs stars.

You are not a star, Robert; you are a suit. Suits are disposable.

I’m a suit too. It’s just that mine is more expensive.

It’s hard to trust that this partnership won’t go bad.

It’s calming, picturesque. And talk about efficiency. There’s nothing more perfectly measured more entirely scientific than rowing. Even the slightest head tilt will offset the boat. I would be hard-pressed to find someone better suited for the sport than you. And could be good for teamwork.

You said we would be in a boat. A boat negates the need for swimming, as I previously understood the word.

Thank you for not letting me die.

If I could occupy your mouth as we go under, I think it could work. You just have to trust me.

I’m very attracted to you right now.

All I want for Christmas is to keep working.

I think this is the first time I haven’t hated Christmas.

Christmas is a fiction.

The open flame is a safety hazard.
Well, just wait until you try the chicken.

I thought Six Thirty could be your running buddy. Because I sure as hell won’t be doing that with you.

It is missing quite a few things. But it is an excellent start.

 I need you to understand this. You are what I treasure most in this world. Not because you are pretty not because you are smart, but because you love me and I love you. And you can try to deny it, but I will not believe you. When cerain atoms collide, it is instantaneous and it is inevitable. It is basic chemistry.

You could have six or seven children, and it wouldn’t do anything to your life or to your work. A woman has to make a choice. Does she want to have children, or does she want to do anything else? I have made my decision, and I’m not going to change my mind. And if that puts an end to this, I understand.

Science has been trying to define the laws that govern our universe. The equations that can explain our past and predict our future But I’m starting to wonder if maybe we’ve forgotten the most important variable.
Please don’t tell me it’s God.


What if life is unnecessarily unpredictable?