55+ Hilarious QUIZ LADY Movie Quotes

Hulu’s Quiz Lady releases on the streaming service across the United States this Friday, November 3, 2023. I will have a review of the movie coming soon, so make sure to stop back by to check it out. It will be linked below. In the meantime, I wanted to share a list of some of the best quotes from the film. Check out these 55+ of the best and most hilarious Hulu’s Quiz Lady movie quotes.

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Quiz Lady Movie Quotes

It’s America’s new favorite game show.

Don’t go anywhere. I know I won’t.

How about it, Terry? Can there be two winners?
Unfortunately, no, there can’t be.
Oh, just me, then.

When we lose someone, we have to call everyone.

What a pleasant eviction!

I’m focusing my energy on manifesting the life that I really want.

Why don’t you go on that show? Are you scared that you will win so much money that people will try to kill you for it? You know, that’s a thing with lottery winners.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to be an Asian woman in this country?
Yes, I read an article.

From what I can tell, you are a 28-year-old woman living the life of a 90-year-old widower.

I’d kill to be local news.

The internet knows where I work.

Call me when you have it, and you’ll get your dog back.

I hate all the words you just used.

You can sell your eggs. It’s not like you’re using them.

Sorry, I was too busy making the trunk comfortable for you.

In my family, we have wrinkley foreheads.

You would publicly humiliate yourself just to eat fries at breakfast?

I was so nervous that I didn’t sh*t for the whole month I was there.

I am not fine. My armpits are like Niagra Falls.

Close your mouth; you look insane.

Look at you, Father Time.

This is Eastern medicine, so get with the times, Big Pharma.

You’re not kidnapping her, are you?
Not anymore.

Even your lies are lies.

I’m helping you get him back while seizing your destiny.

I’ve just been so scared. Scared of being judged. Scared of being laughed at.

You don’t want to waste time looking for happiness in other people, because happiness does not exist.

I am sick of being treated like some silent, invisible man. I exist!

We Asians like our research, right?

Terry is beloved by the entire world. I’d be insane if I thought I could fill his shoes.

Speak of the devil or the angel.

We are here to learn and have fun; don’t worry about winning.

I have to win to save my dog.

I see you stole my look.
Well, it’s a big night. I wanted to honor you.

I am not letting you run away from this. Do you know why?
Because I am strong?
Because you know this game better than anyone.

Play the same way you always have, like a winner.

I wish I had a quiz dog here with me. Ron’s dog! Ron’s dog!

All those people watching, and I’m going to lose.

I don’t think of them as failures. I’m just glad I got a chance to talk to them and that they got a chance to play.

You know me, and win or lose, we’ll do it together.

Hello, Satan.

You’re just a boring old man. Act like you invited the bow tie.
I think you should buss off. Would a boring old man say that?

If you are going to be this miserable, could you just die?

I always thought my destiny was out there.
Maybe it is.
Nah, it’s just Burbank.

I feel like we make a pretty good team.