Netflix’s The Fall of the House of Usher dropped on the streaming service yesterday, October 12th. I have a review of the series linked below, so make sure to stop by to check it out. In the meantime, I wanted to share a list of some of the best quotes from the series. Check out these 120+ of the best and creepiest Netflix’s The Fall of the House of Usher quotes.
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The Fall of the House of Usher Quotes
The crisis, the danger has passed, and the lingering illness is over at last. And the fever called “living” is conquered at last.
Come let the burial right be read, the funeral song be sung, an anthem for the queenliest dead that ever died so young.
Have a glass. See what a few years’ of your worth tastes like.
I called you in the middle of the night to give you the only thing you ever wanted: my confession.
Believe me, Mr. Dupin, when I tell you you don’t know a thing.
You cannot understand the things I done until you understand the life that Madeline and I were born into. And the woman who would shape every choice we ever make. Our mother.
Children are never too tender to be whipped. Like tough beefsteaks, the more you beat them, the more tender they become.
Pain and suffering are the kiss of Jesus. It just means you’ve come so close to him that he can kiss you.
The last thing my mother did in this life was kill a powerful man. And we carried that secret with us and loved her all the more.
The gates are always open, but that doesn’t mean you’ll answer the phone.
So a mole is like Leonardo DiCaprio in The Departed, and the informant is Jack Nicholson in The Departed.
That is a brave and thoughtful thing to say, especially if you want to get written out of the will.
F*ck Blippi.
We’re going to find out who’s talking to the f*cking Feds, then I’m going to freeze their heads and serve it to my father on a f*cking platinum plate.
Consequence only applies if it’s proven you violated the agreements.
Tonight you feel it, both of you, in the air.
We’re sitting outside of time and space.
Its time.
The people in charge of making us healthy is making us sick.
Your dad wouldn’t know a good idea if it smeared its d*ck in peanut butter and sucked it off.
Sorry I’m late; I got hit by a truck.
You’re only here because my father f*cked a blackjack dealer on a yacht in Canne 25 years ago. And he f*cked her so hard that the estate cracked into six pieces instead of five.
Why the f*ck do you need Viagra? You’re in your twenties. You’re basically 80% cum; I can f*cking smell it on you.
Nobody sucks or f*cks until the rain starts.
Remember the golden rule: whoever has the gold makes the…
We all, all of us, know pain. It’s the great equalizer. And this is the first pill in history for all of us.
We are going to change the g-dd*mn world, and if Fortunato won’t help us get there, we will trample them on our way.
Nothing worth having is ever easy.
You are a consequence, Perry. And tonight, you are consequential.
You beautiful boy.
He was very Paul Newman about his charity work when he was alive.
Opportunity doesn’t give a f*ck of what you’re going through.
Everybody knows that edible arrangements is what you sent to people who you hate.
You start thinking any of this is reality; you start sinking into the abyss.
An idea is nothing. An idea is a fart that your brain makes.
I don’t pay finder’s fees for ideas. I don’t pay for farts.
You always charge right at it. And I will always love you for that.
When the norepinephine wears off and you are lying in bed next to each other and one of you lets out a long fart in your sleep, you’re gonna look back at this moment and realize what a stupid, f*cking decision you both just made.
What’s a six-lettered word for f*cked?
Your dad is a force of nature, isn’t he?
You picked the worst job to hide your true nature. You clean up dirt for a living.
You hate her because she his it better.
I’m looking for a little p*&&y. Now I hate to be that guy, but it’s a very specific p*&&ycat.
Satin is silk for poor people, and no one should wear it to a funeral unless they died in it.
I saw the world differently after we met. Never imagined we’d end up here, though.
A lot of people are having a hard time recalling a lot of things.
Nobody knows they’re the fall guy until they’re falling.
Cats are actually apex hunters, you know? It’s all about hunting.
See how your line splits here? Your life will take a complete change, of course, tonight.
Women are the natural leaders of the species. Ancient Egypt got it right.
You strike me as a queen without a crown.
Cheers to you, Cleopatra.
We are sorry, Dad’s dad. And dove off of our mother into a sea of strange p*&&y, and we have been meeting the fruits ever since.
You’re all f*cking monsters.
This family has repeatedly managed to evade prosecution, no matter how much evidence is stacked against them, no matter how many testified, no matter how many bodies they pile up, they always slip through the cracks.
No one died for your lie. So don’t carry that.
And the mind of guilt it’s full of scorpions. And I wouldn’t wish their sting on anyone.
Smart girls are only sexy until you realize they don’t want to f*ck you, and then they’re competition, and then what do you do? You take them down a peg.
F*ck me; that’s fine. You’ll climb the ladder fast. Men have to climb on their bellies in the dirt, but women, they can climb it on their backs.
You don’t have to be smart to be dangerous.
Since my brother likes to stick his d*ck into anything that moves, you’ve got new bastards popping up, and maybe this one is crazy and wants to be first in line.
I will give you anything you want; just name your price.
That’s how you send off a goddess.
You can never really know anyone.
Hear me, I’m g*dd*mn immortal.
Life is insane. It is madness. And the sooner you’ll understand that, the better off you’ll be.
Oh, please, please, sweetie, stop.
My neck’s right next to yours.
I can make a hundred photos just like that. Give me three minutes, I’ll make a photo of Pym blowing Elon Musk.
Men have called me mad, but the question that is yet not settled as to whether madness is or is not the loftiest intelligence.
Right now, she seems more interested in pulling this family out of its nosedive than you do.
I don’t know anything about anything. My heart is dying. My brain is dying. I don’t know for a fact if you’re even here right now.
Men are as stupid as they are simple.
Men, when they think they’re immortal, all they want to do is f*ck. And when they figure out they’re gonna die, all they want to do is f*ck.
Watch. Mine is full of poo.
Man ate a lot of a** on your behalf; maybe you should just tell him you’re sorry.
You absorbed your twin in the womb. That is f*cking hard core.
Can’t blow the whistle without a whistleblower.
There’s no such thing as a good usher. But there was one, Annabel Lee Usher.
We’ve got blackmail material. Strangle it in the crib.
Oh, it’s out of the crib; it’s starting college.
Take your treacherous bullsh*t elsewhere.
If you want to test a bond, you don’t really need to break it; you just crack it a little.
If you ever take it off again, I’ll weld it to your f*cking finger.
As of today, he is the most important employee at that company.
Everything has a price. Every negotiation is a point of entry. Every deal is simply an expression of will. Mutual will. We can sort this. Woman to woman.
You’re a collection of impeccable, elaborate masks in orbit of a stunted heart.
Haven’t you sucked a few c*cks for a fix before we met?
I married a monster.
