40+ Hilarious Netflix’s LEO Movie Quotes

Netflix’s Leo dropped on the streaming service this week, November 21, 2023. I will have a review of the movie coming soon, so make sure to stop back by to check it out. It will be linked below. In the meantime, I wanted to share a list of some of the best quotes from the film. Check out these 40+ of the best and most hilarious Netflix’s Leo movie quotes.

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Netflix’s LEO Movie Quotes

You know the 5th grade starts tomorrow again.

Another year, another batch of 5th grade head cases.

There’s the class clown that secretly despises himself.

First child.
No filter.
Never heard the word enough.

You’re old, cranky, and lazy. But no way does that make you 75.

When you’re in captivity, 75 is the new 70.

Go about your business.

You don’t have to be afraid of change. Change is an important part of life.

Listening is not a favor. When you listen, you gain knowledge, not a carnival prize.

Mother of Godzilla

Why are your hands wet?
They are naturally moist.

More like, “Wow, I didn’t think you were that self-aware.”

Call me Leo. Less Ninja Turtle-y.

What’s a demerit?
I think he played for the Clippers.

Not a one of you is man enough for middle school, are you?

You are dressed like a 1950s astonaut, and I’m the weird one?

He’s just doing it for show. See, he knows he’s recycable. Just give him some space.

Just give me some space; I got hit in the jelly beans.

I don’t need advice. I’m awesome.

The only fun I’ve ever had was biting that guy’s fingers off.

You guys are really into that lizard.
He’s just awesome.

You’re a lot quieter around your family. Don’t you want them to see how big that brain is?

Good for you and your last week’s vocabulary words.

Do their heads grow back too, or just their tails?

Bully. I get it. Come on, you’re insecure. Every class bully is.

I don’t know how babies are made.

What’s the turtle’s name again?
Squirtle. My name is Squirtle.

Was this your dying wish? To turn a bunch of bratty kids against me?

In the classroom, sometimes the old ways are the best ways.

Did you tell anyone that I shaved my unibrow? Because I don’t.

Boo freaking hoo! Everyone’s got problems. I talked to them with a friend, and now I feel better.

Shake it off, man. You’re freaking everyone out.

This turtle can’t be trusted. He turned on Leo.

All Demerit Face wants is all the credit.

You sent him to the glades? That’s a terrible neighborhood. The other animals will rip him apart.

Before you do anything, let’s talk about why you’re angry, okay? Are any of your parents getting divorced?

Congradulations. Meet your new students.