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75+ Adorable CANDY CANE LANE Movie Quotes

Candy Cane Lane Movie Quotes

Amazon Prime Video’s Candy Candy Lane releases on the streaming service tomorrow, December 1, 2023. The film stars Eddie Murphy and Tracee Ellis Ross and comes just in time for the holiday season. I will have a review of the movie coming soon, so make sure to stop back by to check it out. It will be linked below. In the meantime, I wanted to share a list of the best quotes from the film. Check out these 75+ of the best and most adorable Amazon Prime Video’s Candy Cane Lane movie quotes.

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Candy Cane Lane Movie Quotes

And God said, “Let there be Santa.”

You sure have a thing for big, blow-up dolls.
We’re a family who loves to blow.

If an elf can make it, you can wish for it.

UFC is in your blood. Fight on!

I don’t let grades define me, dad.

You should focus on the math. No one ever blew up on the tuba.

RFPs: recently fired persons.

You know, I read a study online that says a lot of sociopaths were math prodigies.

I’m not going to school, am I?
Don’t be ridiculous. Of course you’re not.

I got fleeced yesterday, and I did not like it.

What’s Christmas without a little flair?

Children always say what they mean; it’s adults you can’t trust.

Hold your reindeers.


Cool your cocoa, Krampus.

Let me just say how thrilled I am to be here with you.
And I’m with you.

Santa Claus got it lit up in here.

Strap yourself in, Carvers. I’m about to blow this house up.

All is definitely bright.

Do you know where your ornaments are? They know where you are, and they’re coming for you.

I’m gonna go back to the weird woman and see if she can hook me up with some replacement parts.

Looks like someone’s been rubbing the partridge.

What’s a little man to do to make his Christmas wish come true?

Who quits Santa?

Easy there, chickens.

Go be the look-out front.
That’s the kind of thing you say when you’re breaking in.

She’s evil and needy, like a cat you raised in your own home.

You gotta read the fine print. The terms of service are brutal.

Take us with you, Gov.

Help us, and we’ll help you.

Is this a broken version of where we came from?

I’m gonna burn up everything in here.

Look at you, hot stuff. Looking like a tall drink of water.

They’re little Christmas people.

I don’t got a battery, but you can check.

This is Christmas magic.

That was your wish? To win Candy Cane Lane?

The black person always dies first, and all of you are black.

I love both of you right now. How strange are we about to get?

Where are you, my naughty little stocking stuffers?

Is that me? I’m stunning.

Life is about taking the baton and sending it right up the competition chimney.

I was about to start whipping everyone’s ass up in here.

Only reason I didn’t tell you all I was losing in math is because I can see how you all feel about losers.

I know it was like a big reveal. Girl, I’m in the moment.

I’m not crying; my eyes sweat when I see something adorable.

Follow your mother; I have ideas. Let’s go.

Do you think you can make a lasso out of a string of lights?
That’s my man.

Tacos are stupid.

Hello, old friend.
Hello, Santa’s little devil!


It’s not about what you have outside your house; it’s about who you have in it.
If you don’t stop human-splaining Christmas…

I knew Santa was a black man.

Peppermint, you’re working my last nerve.

She always changes the rules; that’s her trick, that’s why she always wins.

I’m doing math! Wait a minute, is this what you call calculus?

Do you hear what I hear?

I’m warning you, old man. You’ve gone too far, but all of that is about to change because peppermint is coming to town.

We’ve got five rings.
That leaves 35.
I’m like a math genius, y’all!

He’s got you!

We got Blinky, Winky, Dinky, and Stinky. He’s not allowed inside.

I’m never going to Popeyes again.

Bad things happen to good people, but with family and love, we will get through anything.

Too bad, so sad. Say goodbye to your dad.

I’m Santa Claus, Christopher. Everyone gets a second chance.

Family—that’s the real gift, isn’t it?

Live every day like it’s Christmas.

Get this man a taco.

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