Netflix’s Best. Christmas. Ever. released on the streaming service this month, November 16, 2023. The film stars Brandy, Heather Graham, Jason Biggs, and Madison Skye Validum. I will have a review of the movie coming soon, so make sure to stop back by to check it out. It will be linked below. In the meantime, I wanted to share a list of some of the best quotes from the film. Check out these 50+ of the best Netflix’s Best. Christmas. Ever. movie quotes.
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A lot of people feel that holiday newsletters are corny and old-fashioned. But in our family, they are a time-honored tradition.
My family’s accomplishments are hardly newsworthy.
I know everyone thinks their kids are exceptional, but come on already.
What if I have super smell? It will be way, way worse for me.
The fat man and I are like that, yo.
You’re just defending her because when you two dated, you were in that No Doubt cover band.
Nobody’s life is that wonderful, that perfect, that splendiferous.
What on earth are you doing here? Is the band getting back together?
Val and I actually have a bet going, and what I just won is gonna put us on Santa’s “very naughty” list. If you know what I mean. I’ll try to imagine.
This place is like Wayne Manor.
Chest I ever ha, I mean, the best. The best I’ve ever had.
She’s our little genius.
Mom, what was all that banging last night? Oh! That was just your Aunt Jackie and Uncle Val moving some furniture.
We move furniture all the time. We just do it quietly. But that doesn’t mean it’s not getting moved and getting moved well.
Best Christmas ever.
Maybe you can just fake having a good time. Pretend we’re visiting my mother.
I may be small in stature, Mrs. Sanders, but I am tall in intellect.
It’s a little sap.
When God gives you a gift, the best “thank you” is to use it.
That’ll buff right out.
I’m just trying to show you that two people can be attracted to each other, and it doesn’t mean anything.
In my research, I found no correlation between the level of naughtiness and the amount of toys received.
Together, we’ll prove it. Prove what? That Santa Claus does not exist.
Guys, this has to be delicado, like you’re caressing a woman. Some day.
Is talking to animals an actual superpower? Yep, and I don’t have it.
We want the truth. Is Santa real? Or is this some kind of elaborate hoax perpetrated by our parents in order to keep us in line?
I’m going to exercise my right to remain silent at this time.
Mom, monkey Bob would just like to thank you for taking the heat off of us for that little Santa incident.
You actually think that proving that Jackie’s life is not perfect is gonna make you feel better about your imperfect life?
I know that life hasn’t worked out the way that you hoped, and maybe you’re a little embarrassed about where you are, where we are. But I’m not. Actually, I’m proud.
Everybody makes mistakes; that’s why they put erasers on the ends of pencils.
Things won’t happen unless you believe they can.
Everything is salvagable. You sure? As long as it has a solid foundation.
I was the one with all the potential, and now look at me.
Where are you going? To try a reverse swan dive.
That’s not something you just put in a holiday newsletter.
This was Daniel’s biggest dream.
Do you have room for three? Me and this creepy monkey?
What the heck are you doing? Believing.
New evidence has emerged in my investigation of Santa. My advice to you is to believe, because he still believes in you.
What can I say? Christmas with Jackie is a life-altering experience.