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70+ Outrageous SALTBURN Movie Quotes

Saltburn Movie Quotes

Saltburn is releasing in limited theaters on Friday, November 17, 2023. I will have a review of the movie coming soon, so be sure to stop back by to check it out. It will be linked below. In the meantime, I wanted to share a list of some of the best quotes from the film. Check out these 70+ of the best and most outrageous Saltburn movie quotes.

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Saltburn Movie Quotes

I wasn’t in love with him. I know everyone thought I was. I wasn’t

I protected him. I was honest with him. I loved him. It’s just me and you, mate.

And the girl that’s got agoraphobia, but she’s in her room, obviously.

She’s going to be thrilled that I got to meet one of her friends.
Oh, not friends; more of an admirer.

We make our own fun, don’t we?

We all want a hand job, mate. Get yourself a title and a f*cking castle.

He’ll get bored of you.

Only rich people can afford to be this dirty.

I’m not like you, Felix. This is all I have.

Not hard. I mean, you’re almost passing.
For what?
I don’t know. A real human boy?

Honestly, I don’t think I’ll ever go home again.

Home doesn’t mean the same as it does to you, Felix.

And I believed him. Saltburn.

Saltburn Movie Quotes

Wow. Just, wow.

He’s alright. He’s just old.

I accidentally fingered my cousin here.

The bed still has some Henry VIII spunk on it.

You’re kind to everyone. I can’t believe it.

I’m really happy you’re here, Oliver. I’m sorry everything is so old-fashioned.

We’re all cold-blooded. Haven’t you noticed?
You’re not cold-blooded. Your family has all been kind to me.

I think I like you more than last year’s one.

No trunks allowed in the field.

Good for you. What a twist.

Quite alright. Lots of people get lost in Saltburn.

I was a lesbian for awhile. It was just all too wet for me after awhile. Men are just so clean and dry.

You’re presumptous.
And you’re in a see-through night dress under my window.

I could just eat you.

It’s not the right time of the month.
Is that something you think I’m worried about? Lucky for you, I’m a vampire.

You stupid little boy.

My father has been more generous than most people would be. A lot more, but we’ve done all we can.

He never liked sharing his toys, even the ones he didn’t want to play with anymore.

If you ever want to talk to anyone, you can talk to me, Farleigh.

Are you going to behave from now on, Farleigh?

Pamela died?
She’d do anything for attention.

I just wanted to be your friend.

You can’t avoid me forever.
I can try.

This place is not for you. It’s a f*cking dream.

This isn’t a dream to me; it’s my house. So whatever happens, I always come back.

I gave you what you wanted. Everyone puts on a show for you, Felix. My performance just wasn’t good enough.

I’m still the same person.
I don’t know what you are, but I do know you make my f*cking blood run cold.

I don’t care what you think anymore.

You’re just twisting the handle like a jack-in-the-box, walking towards the end of the world. Knowing any second, the ground was about to fall away.

It’s the end of everything.

Help me move him. Help me get him inside, get him warmed up.

Come away, darling. It’s nearly lunch.

Sit down and eat the bloody pie.

Saltburn Movie Quotes

You’re not the only one with feelings. You are your American bloody feelings.

That’s all you’ll get, and nothing more. Ever again.

But you’re not leaving us. You’re not leaving Saltburn.

Your politeness is so grating.

Stranger f*cking danger.

I think you are a moth, quietly, harmlessly attracted to shiny things. Just hanging around the window, desperate to come in.

You ate him right up, and you licked the f*cking plate.

Have you been happy?
not really.

Come up and stay at Satlburn. Coast is clear now, isn’t it?

I promise I’ll look after this house as good as Felix would’ve.

Is there really such a thing as an accident?

Unlike you, I actually knew how to work.

I loved him. My god, I loved him, and sometimes I hated him.

I hated all of you, and you made it so easy.

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