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45+ Best Netflix’s CHRISTMAS AS USUAL Movie Quotes

Christmas As Usual Movie Quotes

Netflix’s Christmas as Usual was released on the streaming service today, December 6, 2023. I will have a review of the movie coming soon, so make sure to stop back by to check it out. It will be linked below. In the meantime, I wanted to share a list of some of the best quotes from the film. Check out these 45+ of the best Netflix’s Christmas As Usual movie quotes.

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Christmas As Usual Movie Quotes

I know it’s Christmas soon, but it’s hard to get into the holiday spirit when it’s seventy degrees and sunny.

If you’re not doing anything for the next couple of decades, would you mind marrying me?

Look, I know it’s early. But when you know, you know. You know?

Now that’s fresh air. Can you feel it, Jash?
Ah! I think my nostril hairs froze to each other.

When did you make this? It’s all wonky and messed up. It’s so sweet.
My husband made this the last year before he died.

In India, your in-laws are like your parents. So that’s why I am actually very happy to call you Mama.

Christmas As Usual Movie Quotes

You could’ve mentioned to me a bit early on that he’s…
Indian?
Is that okay to say? That he’s Indian?

Do they even celebrate Christmas in India?

I just want her to get to know you. And see the side of you that I fell in love with.
You want me to have sex with your mom?

I think there are a billion Indians, so chances are pretty high you run into one.

Sorry, Mama, I might be allergic to snow.

Where did you get all the spices?
I bring them with me, bro. Duh.

It’s almost like a taco.
It has such a strong smell.

There is a difference between Norwegian spicy and Indian spicy.

Hypothetically speaking, it might say “gori.”
What does gori mean?
White girl.

It’s just that when you said there was a lunch place, you know, in my head, I thought there was gonna be…
A resturant.
No, that would be crazy if there was a restaurant.

Yes, I guess we can just move our gingerbread-making to a different holiday, like Easter.

He’s already put on his comfortable joggers with a lovely bottle of Christmas soda to sip on; he’s finding the Christmas spirit with Die Hard.

We just live together; we don’t talk about stuff.

What is isbanding?
It’s exactly what you think.

You the one that said ice bathing was a good idea.

Christmas As Usual Movie Quotes

Like I needed more proof that I don’t fit in here.

Don’t call it Christmas bathing; it makes it sound fun.

And what kind of fat is this?
Oh, no, no, no. It’s not fat. Aquavit, the water of life.

As an Indian person, I never thought I’d be offended by spices. But these are some pretty racist condiments.

No disrespect, but I use an entire garlic to make an egg.

Christmas cult, with your crazy uniforms and your weird rituals.

Just because it’s tradition doesn’t mean it’s good.

Maybe someone is upset he’s not getting a present from Santa this year?

I should go too.
Because you don’t fit in to this Christmas cult?

I knew it would be difficult to fit in with your family, and I knew it would be difficult to fit in with your traditions. And if you came to India, you would’ve had a hard time fitting in too. The difference is, I would’ve had your back.

You’re not allowed to say shut up.

I don’t want easy; I want complicated.

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