WONKA (2023) releases in theaters across the United States tomorrow, Friday, December 14, 2023. I will have a review of the movie coming soon, so stop back by to check it out. It will be linked below. In the meantime, I wanted to share a list of some of the best quotes from the film. Check out these 90+ of the best and most whimsical Wonka (2023) movie quotes.
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WONKA Parents Guide Movie Review
WONKA (2023) Movie Quotes
Land ahoy!
No daydreaming.
They say the very best chocolate comes from The Galley Gormet.
She seems to have an unusual interest in your legs.
That is extremely strong stuff.
Yeah, you can run cars on that.
It’s the least I can do for someone in need.
Read the small print.
Every good thing in the world started with a dream. So you hold onto yours.
I’ve spent the past seven years traveling the world, perfecting my craft. You see, I’m something of a magician, inventor, and chocolate maker.
You see, I’m something of a magician. Prepare to be amazed.
We’ve got just the thing for you. The enterpeneural package. Now, the room is one sovereign a night, but you don’t have to pay until six tomorrow. Does that give you enough time to earn some pennies?
She’s damaged.
Damaged?
Orphan syndrome.
Quiet up and listen down. Scratch that, reverse it.
It’s a business handshake, Mr. Wonka. Lets people know I mean business.
Of all the chocolate I’ve ever tasted, this is, without a doubt, the absolute 100% worst.
We three are the fiercest of rivals, and yet we agree on one thing: a good chocolate should be simple. Plain. Uncomplicated.
If you thought the chocolate was weird, you’re not going to like what happens next.
Who in their right mind would want chocolate that makes you fly?
Alright folks, nothing to see here, just a small group of people defying gravity.
Cockle warming costs extra.
I focused my studies exclusively on chocolate.
The greedy hurt the needy every time, Wonka. That’s the way of the world.
Did you always want to make chocolate?
No. Back when I was your age, I wanted to be a magician.
Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you a brand new contraption of my creation? An innovation in laundrification.
Willy Wonka’s Wild and Wonderful Wishy-washy Wonka Walker. Please don’t make me say that again.
Many people have come here to sell chocolate. They’ve all been crushed by the Chocolate Cartel. You can’t get a shop without selling chocolate, and you can’t sell chocolate without a shop.
Is that all it is? Just a dream?
Every good thing in this world starts with a dream. So you hold onto yours.
Temptation is very hard to resist.
The poor?
I feel a little sicky in the mouth. Please refrain from using that demographic.
She’ll be ankling for an ankle. Please to see your knees. But if you really want to make her sigh, show her a thigh.
What are you doing way over there?
Keeping my knees warm.
Well, lucky for you, Noodle, I have a selection of the world’s finest ingredients here in my travel factory. Where to begin? That’s the question. I know, Silver Linings. Made of condensed thunderclouds and liquid sunlight.
They’ve been stolen.
By who?
The little orange man.
That’s the thing about Flamingo’s; they need someone to show them the way.
You sure can be silly, Willy.
Nothing rhymes with Noodle. Where did you get that name anyway?
Then I remembered it was just a stupid dream.
There’s nothing stupid about that.
I pinky promise, and that’s the most solemn vow there is.
Where have you been?
And why do you smell like a giraffe?
Every time the police show up, you have to vanish into thin air.
Like.a magician?
I thought you were a mime.
I don’t care how good his chocolates are. Where do we start?
He doesn’t even work here.
I want a man on every storm drain in the city.
Pretty sure I’ve gained about 150 pounds in the last two weeks.
I’ll have you know that I’m a perfectly acceptable size for an Oompa Loompa.
In fact, in Loompaland, I’m regarded as something of a whopper. They call me Lofty. So I will thank you to stop gawking at me as though I was something unpleasant you’d found in your handkerchief. I find it uncomfortable and, frankly, rude.
You have absolutely no right to go around embottling innocent strangers.
Allow me to refresh your memory in the form of a song so ruinously catchy that it may never leave your mind.
Too late; I’ve started dancing now. Once we start, we can’t stop.
Oompa Loompas do not negotiate.
You mark my words; this is going to be the best chocolate shop the world has ever seen.
Enjoy, and don’t forget to eat your basket!
Ladies and gentlemen, your attention, please! There appears to be a manufacturing error. Nobody eat the flowers!
I’m terribly sorry, everyone. I don’t know how to explain this, but it appears that the chocolate has been poisoned!
