Disney Plus’ Diary of a Wimpy Kid Christmas: Cabin Fever Movie Quotes

Disney Plus Diary of a Wimpy Kid Christmas: Cabin Fever releases on the streaming service today, December 8, 2023. I will have a review of the movie coming soon, so make sure to stop back by to check it out. It will be linked below. In the meantime, I wanted to share a list of quotes from the film. Check out these 50+ of the best Disney Plus Diary of a Wimpy Kid Christmas: Cabin Fever quotes.

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Diary of a Wimpy Kid Christmas: Cabin Fever Movie Quotes

The holidays are supposed to be special because you get to spend time with the people you love. But if you ask me, my family spends too much time together as it is.

For me, Christmas is all about the gifts.

Not exactly naughty, but definitely gross.

I’ve noticed that the older you get, the worse your gifts are.

What should we name him?
Icy Osborne!

Have you been good the last year?
The last year? I thought it was more of a Thanksgiving and Christmas kind of thing.

You’ve seen a pinch of Christmas magic.

We’re building a snowman, Rowley, and trying to stay out of trouble.

You look for gifts. But isn’t that naughty?
If they are going to leave my presents out where I can find them, then it’s fair game.

So what do you think about this Santa Claus character anyway?

I just don’t like having to be good to get something I want. It’s a lot of work.

If you don’t move, I won’t be able to clear the streets so you kids can go to school tomorrow.

I can’t go to jail. My parents would be disappointed in me!
I can’t go to jail either. I heard they have metal toilets, and they’re right out in the open. I need my privacy to go to the bathroom.

What’s it going to be? Cold ears, or life behind bars?

Those weather people are always hyping storms. It’s what keeps them in business.

My mom is making us build a gingerbread house tonight, and I can’t get out of it.

You’re missing out on an authentic holiday moment with your family.

I don’t care what I get. I’m just trying to be the best Greg Heffley I can be.

It just proves that sometimes good things happen to good people.

Tonight, I’ll be dreaming of something way better than candy.

Riley, I know you know it’s me.
I’m sorry. My mom and dad like me to use good phone manners.

We need to make sure we’re on the same page concerning, you know what.
You mean, Voldemort?
That’s, you know who, Riley. I’m talking about the snowplow.

But lying would be naughty, and I’m nice!

We might need to use it to flush the toilets.
Eh, I never really flush anyway.

What could be better than being snowed in with your family for the holidays?

I think you underestimate me, Gregory. Nothing is getting between me and that reward money.

Don’t tell me you’re going to start in on those yams again.
Rodrick’s been hoarding potatoes. Who knows what else these boys have been hiding?

He wasn’t in the bathroom either, but I’d suggest you give it a good 20 minutes before you go in there.

What are yams exactly anyway?
I don’t know, but they are delicious.

Did it stop snowing?
It’s a Christmas miracle!

I need your help; this is bigger than Santa.
Nothing is as big as Santa.

I think you can feel pretty good about this one. It will put you on Santa’s nice list, for sure.

Lots of families depend on those donations, you know. Mine included.

Treasure every single moment you have with those people, because nothing in life is guaranteed.

If this is the end of the road for me, I just gotta say, I’m gonna miss you guys.

Deodorant, really?
Santa knows exactly what you need.

I’m good with what I got. The truth is, I have everything I need right here.

I just hope that nobody hears about everything that happened to my family and turns it into one of those corny holiday specials. Because that would be like my worst nightmare.